You might recall Andy van der Meyde as an Everton flop with a penchant for Malboro Lights.

But none of Andy's mates would forget his scandalous Merseyside stint in a hurry.

From pet zebras to ditching his wife for a stripper, this is the story of a Dutch wonderkid gone wild... pic.twitter.com/BIOqYjO0Yh

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