You might remember Nicklas Bendtner as a misfiring Arsenal striker with godawful tattoos.
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But what he lacked in goals, he made up for in scintillating off-field scandal.
From bedding baronesses to boob job blackmail, welcome to the ludicrous life of Lord Bendtner... pic.twitter.com/UG8ERe3HtG