Jetro Willems, whose legal middle names are "Danovich" and "Sexer," currently of Eintracht and lately of Newcastle, admits that when his family moved to the Netherlands from Curacao when he was 9, he smuggled drugs to give them some start-up cash.https://t.co/BsAadfFHeC

— Leander “same handle *elsewhere*” Schaerlaeckens (@LeanderAlphabet) December 7, 2020