Greg

Good effort Shelvey!

First shot on target in the match.

Decent effort from Diame.

Zaha should be in the book for persistent foul play.

Crowd look so bored.

Diame coming on

Joselu ffs.

No end product.

Perez ffs.

Southgate in attendance. He's a shit manager but at least he comes up here, many England managers previously have just never bothered.

PVA.

So slow, and s***, and then you end up sloppy like that.

Merino coming in.

We're paying without a midfield.

52,251 attendance.

Steven Caldwell thought yellow for Cabaye was correct. Twat.

Gallowgate.

We've got no control of the game, had nothing in central midfield and therefore nothing beyond that. Hayden may as well have not been on the pitch, not in the game at all. Need to change that.

Rafa waiting to talk to the referee.

Hayden has been atrocious.

Jimmy Nail and Sting in the crowd.

We're playing turbo shit.

This cunt blind? It his chest.

Keep going Ritchie.

We've been a bit better last 5 mins.