Greg

Such a shit pass by Sissoko.

Was because of Michael Gray tbh.

Yes. Contract Southampton box office tomorrow morning and they will contact NUFC and then print a duplicate for you to collect. NUFC box office will be closed tomorrow.

"And please, no jokes about rubbish on the pitch"

Liverpool x-x Man Utd Burnley 1-1 West Ham Crystal Palace 0-2 Chelsea Man City 2-0 Stoke Spurs 2-0 Bournemouth Swansea 1-1 Huddersfield Watford 1-1 Arsenal Brighton 1-1 Everton Southampton 1-1 Newcastle Leicester 2-1 West Brom

Yes that is possible but not in this case. The club was delisted and taken back into private ownership by Ashley shortly after he purchased the club.

Aye I'm a 43-year-old Geordie and I've never heard "Wor Hyem" from even the broadest of Geordies. "Gan hyem", "Wor hoose"...aye. I honestly can't say I've ever heard any Gerodie say wor hyem like, wor hoose, wor lass, wor city, wor kid etc. Call it Castle Flags No-one gives a s*** I know but how can you grow up in Newcastle and never have heard anyone say "wor lass" or "wor kid"? Think you've misread him like. Honest story though, when my parents lived in Inverness, the staff thought my mam was called Wallace because my dad always referred to her as wor lass. Fuck off

Really enjoyed that.

Aye I'm a 43-year-old Geordie and I've never heard "Wor Hyem" from even the broadest of Geordies. "Gan hyem", "Wor hoose"...aye. I honestly can't say I've ever heard any Gerodie say wor hyem like, wor hoose, wor lass, wor city, wor kid etc. Call it Castle Flags No-one gives a s*** I know but how can you grow up in Newcastle and never have heard anyone say "wor lass" or "wor kid"? I don't think that's what he's saying....

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Nobody is buying Liverpool if the sale price is as reported.

Do everything you can to change the name. It really is fucking terrible and will only hold you back eventually if things continue to grow.

There are 9 groups and only 8 teams can qualify for the play offs, so only the 8 best 2nd placed teams go into the play offs. Some groups were going to have 6 teams, not 5 teams, so for purposes of calculating the best 2nd placed teams in the groups of six the results against the team that finish were to be discounted from their total. Then Kosovo and Gibraltar were admitted into UEFA and so each group then had six teams, but they kept the same system so in the qualification for the play offs when comparing teams in 2nd place with each other the results against the team that came bottom in their group isn't included. As things stand, the one team in 2nd that wouldn't make the play offs is Scotland but it's very tight.

Not really. http://www.triplessportsentertainment.com/

New for this season, not really sure why.

Their own ground doesn't have a grass pitch and Spain refuse to allow them to play home games in Spain so nearest logical place to play is at Estádio Algarve.

Not that dissimilar to the temp seating at the Arena Corinthians in Sao Paulo for the last World Cup tbh.

Not Gamez man I didn't believe you but I looked again and it looks nowt like him. Who is it? Cristian Fernández Martínez.

He tried that against Stoke. Missed as well.

She was at the Stoke game as well apparently.

A keeper at this level has to save that.

The shit Joselu is getting after one shit game is a bit over the top. Mitrovic was never going to play after a 3 game ban and and hardly any minutes this season. Gayle has offered nothing since January.

NUFC: Elliot; Yedlin, Lascelles, Clark, Manquillo; Ritchie, Merino, Shelvey, Atus; Perez; Joselu Subs: Darlow, Gamez, Lejeune, Hayden, Diame, Murphy, Gayle. LFC: Mignolet, Gomez, Matip, Lovren, Moreno, Henderson, Wijnaldum, Coutinho, Salah, Mane, Sturridge. Subs: Karius, Klavan, Milner, Can, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Firmino, Solanke. Referee: Craig Pawson (South Yorkshire) Attendance: 52,303 Final score: 1-1 '29 Coutinho '36 Joselu (Matip assist) Booked: Perez Gomez Sent off: - Post-match reaction can be found from here: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,99852.msg6511436.html#msg6511436 Television coverage: Sky Sports Main Event Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live and BBC Radio Newcastle Online radio coverage: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. See www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php?topic=19161.0 for more information.

Steve Harper managed the commute, I'm sure he could have put up with it if he wanted to play football.