Greg

Commentators didn't know who scored our second until it was announced on the PA.

Mines cut out.

Shelvey just nearly scored from well inside our half.

Commentary started about 3 minutes after the match and the bloke is massively out of breath!

Cabaye. His ceiling is higher too Too much wallpaper to keep him here long term.

Rich you killjoy taking away the jubilation.

One kicks off an hour before the other so plenty of scope to watch a bit of both.

Luuk De Jong syndrome.

My ex boss, a Palace fan just texted "I hope we get relegated".

This is why you're one of the worst posters on this forum.

MoTD didn't even show the Renato Sanchez kick in the bollocks.

The commentator talks too much.

Lascelles is the youngest captain in the league as well.

Sometime I think it's an attempt at game management, slow the opposition down if they have momentum etc. Certainly looked like that against West Ham.

On today's showing he's not fit to lace Viana's boots.

Garth Crooks rapidly going up in my estimation.

I hope not, he was an absolute cock end and his career withered out to nothing.

Original thread: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,97780.0.html

The first 2 pages are f***ing mint, like. Great to read back.

Yee p*ssed? No I've only had 4 cans. You're posting like you're p*ssed? Hadaway 'n shite.

Aye mis-controlled it and then fouled their player giving away a pen. Thankfully not seen much else like that from him. Though the own goal against QPR wasn't great that was as much Darlow's fault.

Hayden is going to have games like this, he is young and this is his first season playing at this level. Great attitude and I'm sure he will work from it. Didn't help he good booked at the very start of the game and he still worked hard until he came off. A lot more to come from this lad.