Greg

Looks lively.

Actually pulled his shirt off over his head.

No.

Arsenal 2-0 Leicester City Watford 1-0 Liverpool Chelsea 3-0 Burnley Crystal Palace 2-0 Huddersfield Town Everton 0-0 Stoke City Southampton 2-1 Swansea City West Bromwich Albion 1-1 AFC Bournemouth Brighton 0-2 Manchester City Newcastle United 1-0 Tottenham Hotspur Manchester United 2-1 West Ham United

Would be good if you picked one random game from another league each week, just make it a bit interesting.

The opposition barely got out of their own half mind. They were diabolical.

"Sky TV is fucking shit" chants the Leeds away end..... Sky producer turns the pitch-side microphones down.

Would put Ritchie and Atsu on the next line if I could without messing up the formatting, but not as far forward as De Jong.

This but it will be more like this: Elliot Manquillo Lejeune Clark Dummett Ritchie Shelvey Hayden Atsu De Jong Gayle

No team will man mark anyone in our side this season unless we are playing a lower league side in the cup. Not really done at the top level.

Pochettino described the 5-1 as the worst day of his managerial career. Spurs are often slow starters but suspect he might have them up for it and us on the end of hammering.

Aarons is a young lad still learning the game. Ideally we would have a good enough squad to send him out on loan and see him get a full season of football under his belt in the Championship. Aarons has played fewer than 20 games of first team, competitive professional football in his career. He has plenty of talent, but needs to learn how and when to use it.

Same team that started today I suspect other than Gayle in for Mitro if fit.

That's better.

WTF is this?

Is someone singing the national anthem?

Looked good and played some really nice stuff at times but the opposition were fucking shit.

FFS Darlow.

Like how the fourth official used his electronic board for the De Jong sub but didn't bother when we brought 8 on at once!

De Jong on for Perez.

They gave it to Merino for no reason 35 yards out, he played it to Ritchie, nice ball to Aarons, nice bit of skill to s*** onto his right foot and create space for shot but shot straight at keeper from about 16 yards out. Hmm, sounds a bit messy to me but thanks anyway. shift not shit.

They gave it to Merino for no reason 35 yards out, he played it to Ritchie, nice ball to Aarons, nice bit of skill to shift onto his right foot and create space for shot but shot straight at keeper from about 16 yards out.

This lot are fucking League 2 standard.

Lascelles, Murphy, Merino, Aarons, Mbemba, Darlow, Diame and Gamez on.

Rafa making 8 subs at once.