Greg

1 win in 6 if we lose this. Not good enough.

What went wrong? We need a list of what you bought. We conceded another goal. I bought: 8 cans of Strongbow, a tuna Light Lunch and some showergel. Oh right, thought you meant something went wrong at the shop! As soon as I hear the half time whistle I am off.

What went wrong? We need a list of what you bought.

'But he got there ahead of Roman Bender'

I thought that to get to 40 stone you'd go on a diet, that's all. Fuck off!

Are you going on a diet? No, why? But if I eat what Keefaz is recommending I'll end up as a fat bastard again!

Fucking lino cunt.

Sounds like a disgrace. Yellow.

Just going by your haul from last time, like. I still hav fuck off PENALTY some of that stuff left but I don't fancy it.

Fucking hell Keefaz if you had your way I would weigh about 40 stone by full time.

I'm actually going to be buying more normal stuff not just snack stuff as I've got nowt in at all.

No. I'm thinking about the nuts though.

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Half time. I am still waiting for recommendations.

Fuck.

Try this;

Caroll should have scored.

Here. Why? what you buying at half time !! No idea yet but I'll be making the trip. I don't fancy my chances of making it back as quickly as last time as Sainbury's will be much busier. I could alternatively go to the Tesco that is at the other end of the road but it's only a Tesco Metro so not as much selection.

Here. Why?

I have found a stream here if anyone is interested in watching it.

Our travelling support sounds in good voice.

What are you recommending this week? Same. Were you around for my voyage during the Plymouth replay?

I am contemplating a trip to the supermarket at half time.

Agreed.