Greg

Get in! Colo helps it on, Harewood scores.

Good start by the sounds of things.

Howay United.

Why the fuck isn't Newcastle World commentary working? FFS.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2002/oct/23/minutebyminute.sport1

Yes.

Will be setting off at about half 3, hope their ground can take the rain as it has been lashing it down for days in the North West.

Cracking, love these. Can't wait for your next one.

We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies etc, etc... Or maybe not.

Or me. In my defence I wasn't registered when it was originally posted. Neither was themanupstairs but I was. :-[

I didn't realise either.

Good read that. Everyone who's been away must have been in a businessmen/ commuter situation you mention. I remember in Tallinn being thrown out of one bar and being directed to the only bar still open, got the beers in and then had a look around and noticed that other than me and my pissed mates everyone else in the place were having coffee and breakfast on their way to work! I miss european away trips so much.

Barnsley 1 - 0 Cardiff

Played with a black one the other night in a game of a side, half 9 at night with dubious floodlights.. could hardly see it. Useless.

Would have thought you'd be fine.

Woman on the phone told me until 5pm, stupid bint.

The National Football Museum will be open until 5pm, it's usually closed on a Monday.

Jesus wept.

Sammy Lee is the worst at that, think he said it 13 times in one post match interview when Bolton manager. Twat.

Going to this.

Ranger is away on International duty.

No, with LA Galaxy.

On the FA Website. http://www.thefa.com/fatv