Greg

Cracking, love these. Can't wait for your next one.

We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies We're having a party when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Jelly and ice cream when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Pass the parcel when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Strippers and whores when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Tail on the donkey when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies Musical chairs when Ashley dies etc, etc... Or maybe not.

Or me. In my defence I wasn't registered when it was originally posted. Neither was themanupstairs but I was. :-[

I didn't realise either.

Good read that. Everyone who's been away must have been in a businessmen/ commuter situation you mention. I remember in Tallinn being thrown out of one bar and being directed to the only bar still open, got the beers in and then had a look around and noticed that other than me and my pissed mates everyone else in the place were having coffee and breakfast on their way to work! I miss european away trips so much.

Barnsley 1 - 0 Cardiff

Played with a black one the other night in a game of a side, half 9 at night with dubious floodlights.. could hardly see it. Useless.

Would have thought you'd be fine.

Woman on the phone told me until 5pm, stupid bint.

The National Football Museum will be open until 5pm, it's usually closed on a Monday.

Jesus wept.

Sammy Lee is the worst at that, think he said it 13 times in one post match interview when Bolton manager. Twat.

Going to this.

Ranger is away on International duty.

No, with LA Galaxy.

On the FA Website. http://www.thefa.com/fatv

£££££££

Assist for Carroll.

Which clubs would these be? Which clubs would these be? Rangers, Shalke and Newcastle had a decent pedigree in Europe duirng Lovenkrands playing career I believe. None of them are the biggest clubs in Europe, not even close and Shalke is the only club he really failed to settle at. He has said he has settled in the area here and it's no surprise he has been struggling a little of late with his old man suffering from Alzheimer's.

Which clubs would these be?

No. He really would not.

Why on earth was he riding a motor bike? I'm pretty sure it is in the contract of all of our players thay they are not allowed to ride motorbikes just as they are not allowed to go on skiing holidays.

In.

Sounds like Niall of nufc.com