steve_69

So much for the players who perform at club level getting their chance. What the fuck has Heskey done this season apart from get splinters in his arse and fall over a lot?

Predicted over 2 months ago by me. I believe that was before most of the press said anything: http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,68765.msg2287365.html#msg2287365

Just heard from a reliable source that Joe Cole is on his way to Man Utd. Incidently this is something I predicted on this very forum a couple of weeks ago.

85 goals in 150 games. Unjustified hype?! Ok it was in the lower leagues but that goalscoring record will probably stand up against anyone else in the English leagues.

fuck my hoop!

Kiss my hoop!

Yeah I remember that, cool ad. Can't believe it's from 1994 though. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXH7cPlaMB8 PS- Youtube's blocked at work, so I hope that's the right video. Yeah, that's the one. I can't believe it's 16 years old. Top work French William!

Anyone remember a nike advert from years back where loads of top footballers were shown on electronic billboards around the world? They were kicking a ball to each other and when they made contact with the ball, that part of the screen exploded. It was fucking brilliant but i can't find it anywhere.

Very Notts County. Not a patch on the good one posted before Fuck off!

if the yella was pink we'd have a winner Are you sure? http://img249.imageshack.us/img249/1613/starmockup4.jpg

Thought I might as well finish it off http://img709.imageshack.us/img709/1983/starmockup3.jpg

Struggling to get the logo right, given the limited tools at my disposal, so i've left it off again. http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/2445/starmockup2.jpg

Microsoft Paint actually. I thought about red trim as well but the Mackem conotations put me off. I might try it later on

Would certainly fit the signing-scheme of Hughton. Looks a bit like Simpson, Routledge, Best, Hall.... And Theo Walcott...

My hamfisted attempt. Couldn't find gold so i tried yellow instead http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/3302/starmockup.jpg

I like it. I'm not too keen on the blue though. the only reason that it's actually blue on here is because when I inverted the colors from the other kit (with red trim) it came out that blue color and I couldn't be bothered to try and fix it. How did you uplaod your image? Mine looked tiny when i did it (no cock jokes please)

TheBig_Sam Went to the chemist for condoms earlier, wearing my leather biker jacket. Some fella shouts "Bat out of hell!". Cunt thought I was Meatloaf.

What about Mr T?

Sell him! Along with Best and Shola. We could probably get £4-6m for that lot

He's going to struggle to find a decent replacement with comments like that

I'd like how that shirt looks with gold trim instead of blue. I know some on here think it's tacky but I reckon it'd look brilliant

I thought the Aussie's had some young whizkid who plays up front? I remeber hearing something about him recently but can't remember his name or who he plays for. Helpful eh?

Or getting crocked

He's still young, arguably has his best years ahead of him, has had a cracking season and is about to play for England at the world cup. £20m is a bit of a pisstake if you ask me.

Sounds a bit more positive at least