steve_69

Doubt that'll happen. I'll be happy with Dunne, a half decent leftback and spend the brunt on the midfield and attack. If we have 30M to spend I'd get Dunne-4M due to contract expiring. Shorey if Reading go down -5m (If not Seb Larsson does a decent job a LB as well as RB and Midfield. Could be useful to have in the squad as a backup for Enrique and Beye.) -2-3M Spend the rest on 2 Midfielders and Striker possibly Crouch, Bullard and Somone like Appiah. Jimmy fucking Bullard again!!!!?

Keegan has got us beating the shite we were losing to before he took over but to expect him to start beating the top teams with this group of players is insane. We have one of the worse midfields in the league. You can't polish this turd any more than he has done. Now it's time for some quality additions to put us up there with Everton, Villa, Pompey and Blackburn.

2 sets of cockney wanker fans. I couldn't give a stuff who wins.

Serves him right for buying a load of crocks. What did he expect was going to happen?

philistine!!

Philippe Albert below Shaun fucking Goater!!!!!

I'd be tempted to try this: ............................Harper Beye..........Taylor...........Faye...........Enrique .......Milner........Barton/Butt.........Emre ..........Viduka......Owen..........Martins

They also omitted the final scene where he and 4 of his teammates 'roast' an unsuspecting 17 year old girl in a hotel room while snorting copious amounts of Columbia's finest.

Joaquin would be a GREAT signing. Bullard would be a disappointing signing

Straight swap for Torres. Otherwise they can get fucked!

What's this obsession with Jimmy fucking Bullard?! He's an above average premiership midfielder, nothing else. The number of people on this board who think we should buy him, you'd think he's Steven Gerrard

Anyone who hasn't seen it is in for a treat. Absolutely brilliant!

Who else could they realistically have attracted? They hold the current lowest Premiership points record and had only just been promoted. Now they've consolidated their status they might have a chance of attracting some higher profile players............................but probably not!

I don't actually think Beye would go if an offer came in - he seems to really love it here. Maybe he's just that sort of fella who gives 110% whichever team/manager he plays for but his affection for the club seem genuine

Seconded!

Royston Drenthe - He's not a regular starter for Real despite being class every time i've seen him come on. He could play on the left side of a 3 man midfield or cover left back if needed, and he's exactly the type of fullback Keegan usually goes for - quick, skillful and likes to bomb forward.

Fiiiiine we'll take Drogba off their hands. Martins------Owen-------Drogba Despite his undoubted talent i would f****** hate it if we signed Drogba. He's a cheating, moaning, self obsessed fucktard! yes, of course you would. Why is it so hard to believe? I pay my money to be entertained, not to watch some arsehole throw himself to the ground like he's been shot every time someone brushes his shirt. The guy is an embarassment, a total disgrace to football! I couldn't give a toss how good he is, i genuinely would not want him to play for the team i support.

I've always thought Milner would be more suited to a central role. There's less emphasis on pace in the centre which suits Milner, and he has the added advantage of being able to pass and shoot with both feet. As a winger he's simply not good enough.

Most over-rated player i've ever seen.

No harm in trying. We only failed to get Modric because we wouldn't up our offer.

Strachan

Fiiiiine we'll take Drogba off their hands. Martins------Owen-------Drogba Despite his undoubted talent i would fucking hate it if we signed Drogba. He's a cheating, moaning, self obsessed fucktard!

Never mind, we'll just have to make do with Huddlestone, Diego, Dunne and Huntelaar instead

Good! He's shit anyway.

.............................Mr Fantastic Beye...........The Thing........The Hulk.........Superman Silver Surfer..........Wolverine..........The Punisher ...............................Owen ..............Martins...................Captain America We might not get them all but with Ashley's money i think we've got a chance of at least a couple. Slight concerns over the temperaments of The Hulk and Wolverine but Keegan has a good record of working with 'problem' players so i think they're worth the risk. And i realise the inclusion of Captain America might not be to everyone's liking but he's got a fantastic engine. If the coaches can improve his technique in front of goal he could be a real threat.