steve_69

The number of Premier League footballers who can't beat the first man from a corner kick is fucking staggering!

Just woke up with a bit of a wooly head and remembered Rafa Benitez is our manager. Ha ha! Fucking quality start to the day

Not wasting any time is he?! He probably heard they had the day off today and just went 'fuck that, get them here'. I love him.......a little too much actually

Thankfully, we appear to be more than willing to splash cash around at the minute. With Rafa in charge, at least they will be players the manager wants! Unless the manager asks for a CB, in which case the answer will always be 'no'

Just spied this on Twitter: Sorry, just saying...

This is one of the most surreal moments I can remember since supporting this club, and we've had some absolute corkers (mostly negative).

Some sad b****** actually took time out to draw that abomination. Draw it?! Looks like some tragic fucker had it tattoed on themselves

I thought exactly the same. the fact that he's been benched at all this season is fucking ridiculous. I reckon Rafa could be the man to take him to the next level

Nearly all football chairman etc are odious in some way I suppose. I can handle odious....incompetent is what pisses me off. Hell, I've even been wishing we had Llambias back....that's how desperate I've been with Charnley running the shop. Dare I say it, and it feels dirty to do so, but Charnley is about to bag us Rafa Benitez! f*** Llambias and his JFKs, Pardews and Hughton sacking. Yep, felt disgusting. *shudder* Hardly a long planned strategic move though is it. It's a kneejerk, fire-fighting appointment due to Charnley's best laid plans being totally f***ing inept. True, but Llambias kneejerked us JFK It's like arguing which dog s*** tastes better Mmmmm, dogshit

Nearly all football chairman etc are odious in some way I suppose. I can handle odious....incompetent is what pisses me off. Hell, I've even been wishing we had Llambias back....that's how desperate I've been with Charnley running the shop. Dare I say it, and it feels dirty to do so, but Charnley is about to bag us Rafa Benitez! f*** Llambias and his JFKs, Pardews and Hughton sacking. Yep, felt disgusting. *shudder* Hardly a long planned strategic move though is it. It's a kneejerk, fire-fighting appointment due to Charnley's best laid plans being totally f***ing inept.

Classy as always NUFC

Spider monkeys?! You could run the club better with a fucking magic 8 ball making all the decisions

I'm not talking about keeping him long-term, i'm talking about bringing him in for the interim role if Rafa isn't an option. He wouldn't want to be up here long-term anyway, he likes it too much down on the South coast.

If we keep McLaren and we go down i'd sack him and get Pearson in. I think he'd be a better Championship manager than the others and more likely to come, plus he has recent experience of getting promoted. If we sack him we need someone to have an instant impact and other than Rafa I genuinely think Harry Redknapp could be the best man for the job. He's just that kind of manager.

No, it's getting to the stage where they're not going to sack him at all, and they release a statement saying there was never a question of removing him from his position

They should offer him or Mourinho a contract until the end of the season with a £10m bonus if they keep us up.

Why is tha standout candidate obviously Rafa? Where have you been hiding for the past 8-9 years? The standout candidate will be someone like Redkapp, Pearson or Steve Evans. Whatever decision we make will be the wrong one or at a push, the right one (sacking McLarnon) followed by the wrong one. That's how these dickheads operate

Yeah, that's not true......at all

I was more confident in Carver turning things around than I am McLaren right now, and when Carver was in charge I genuinely thought a baked potato could have done a better job. So basically, we're fucked!!

Fucking Colback?!

I'm torn. On the one hand I'd like McLaren to stay because he seems like a nice guy and i think there's a decent manager in the somewhere. On the other hand though, I reckon he's taking us down if he does stay so he needs to fuck off asap. I've realised in the past couple of weeks that I do care if we go down, I really want us to stay up. If we get relegated this season we're fucked in the short-term and the long-term. Sack him, bring in Moyes/Benitez/Rodgers and hope to God we get a new manager bounce and pick up enough points to avoid the drop

I think it's safe to assume this is about Berahino. http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/articles/the-secret-footballer/29898/strange-case-of-star-player-caught-in-middle-of-chairman-manager-transfer-standoff/

Fuck me, we've outdone ourselves this time. This club is like a never-ending episode of Some Mothers Do Ave Em. Cringeworthy set of useless bollocks

Dr Death strikes again.

I can't imagine it's done his motivation much good, knowing that we were trying to ship him out after a few months