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I'd have fucking harmed Souness at the time, definitely. Since he left though, the hatred I feel when I look at his bullshit spouting mug has subsided slightly. Allardyce I'd still happily beat to a quivering pulp with a shitty stick, the fat smug prick. Neither of them make me feel like Pardew does though, not even fucking close.

That's 2 off the roster now you set of plebs. Get fucking busy!

. Colo pretty much lost every header on sat. You must have been watching a different game to me then.

Yeah, that's the overriding feeling watching that video. We have one of the most talented players in the league on our books, he's desperate to stay and loves playing for the club but his time here will be cut short by one of the most unpopular and limited managers we're ever likely to have. That will Pardew's legacy here and the thing he will be most remembered for when he finally gets his P45. It's fucking gutting! Imagine what someone like Keegan would do with an attacking talent like him - He'd start every game in a free role and he'd just be told to do what he does best. He'd properly light up the premier league. It'd be a match made in heaven

Moyes. Although we wouldn't pay his wages. I'm not so sure now. With Charnley at the helm i'm a little more confident in our decision making. That's only based on this summer though - he has plenty of time to prove me wrong

The good business we're doing now makes Kinnear look like even more of a tit.

Talksport were on about Lascelles going to Spurs this morning. Fucking amatuers!

He hasn't been in Mike Ashley's circle long enough like Pardew.

Streamlining. Reduces drag while running

A quick bit of Youtube scouting shows him to be the best striker the world has ever seen. He literally puts every chance away. Brilliant signing!

I'm going to be controversial here - I like it. If we had a decent sponsor instead of fucking Wanga it'd be a great kit

There's no way the poor man's Lesley Nielsen is going to play 3-5-2 and I don't want him to. With 4-4-2 and 4-5-1 we might just string a few performances together and finish above the mighty Stoke. Pardew starts fucking about with formations that are way beyond his limited intelligence and we are going to ship a boat-load of goals.

Oh, hi Chris

Is that you Mike?

What did he do in the world cup that made him so exciting? Played well.

Joel Campbell on loan with a view to a permanent deal doesn't sound like a bad idea. He looked decent in the Champions League last season and he was one of the most exciting players at the World Cup. See if he can do it in the Premier League for a season and snap him up on a permanent deal if he does. I'd definitely like to see him in our squad but we'd still need a focal striker. Maybe the board are banking on Cisse rediscovering his first season form?

http://www.thesportbible.com/articles/hatem-ben-arfa-facing-newcastle-axe

Seen a bigger one http://a.pomf.se/lvmbvj.gif Not my cup of tea. She looks a bit.. alien I think she's attractive, albeit in a Jack Nicholson in Batman kind of way. You find Jack Nicholson attractive in Batman........!?

Not much love for 2 on here. Are you guys just saving her for last or something? 2,1,3 is the obvious running order for anyone with working eyes

Straight into the cup team

That is a decent point mind

Probably been said already but this recent trend of players not celebrating when they score against their old clubs. It doesn't show respect, it shows arrogance because they seem to think the fans give a shit. If Andy Carroll scored against us I'd want the cunt to celebrate. He showed no respect to the club in the past so don't flatter yourself by halting your celebrations. Daniel Sturridge not celebrating when he scores against City or Chelsea - they left you on the bench pal, stop being a pussy and fill your boots. Unless you're a club legend/seriously popular player there's no reason not to celebrate. You just look like an arsehole

TS are the kings of that - getting one presenter to provide an objective view just to encourage pissed up cockney manc arseholes to phone in and make tits of themselves. I should really stop listening to it shouldn't I, it just makes me angry

Half the pundits and journalists just spout a load of shit without any real knowledge of the situation, and Talk Sport are the worst for it. Considering they're a dedicated sports radio station you'd think they might actually do some research. They constantly talk about the Cabaye situation as if it justifies a record run of defeats - no mention of the over-reliance on one player for all creativity, no mention of the fact we wouldn't have been so pissed off about Cabaye going if they'd actually signed a fucking replacement, no mention of the awful football we have to endure week in, week out. They also talk about not understanding why we played weakened sides in the cups - no mention of the statement from the club saying we're not interested in them. You only have to read nufc.com or this forum to find out about it FFS. The papers are the bloody same as well. Fucking boils my piss! I'm not suggesting they should have an in-depth knowledge of the goings-on at every club but a little bit of homework before they start discussing something should be the bare minimum, surely. They're also quite happy to jizz their pants over what Martinez has done at Everton with arguably a comparable squad to ours and yet, no manager could do better than what Pardew has done at Newcastle??!! Wankers!!

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