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Yeah, but assist!

It's corrupt, man.

Such a quality finish from Defoe.

Christ, the kit combinations for the Sunderland Hull game hurt the brain.

Classic.

Get in.

2nd bottom. How? They are... but only on alphabetical order it seems http://i.imgur.com/Z74evbN.png

Explains why he shot himself. Supporting Newcastle would only have extended his life by 2 years then.

Ah yes, glitchy feet. I did try and warm everyone!

"the man in the stands doesn't understand, no one knows the rules" One of the most annoying clichés. You don't understand, Harry. It's very simple really.

Just seen the BT analysis by Webb and absolutely agree. It's all about Koscielny. As much as I dislike Arsenal.

He narrowly escaped last year because of early season form... He's started the decline early this time. Fingers crossed.

Didn't get a good look at the still image but if the Arsenal player who challenges the Spurs defender is indeed off then it should absolutely have been disallowed.

He's the Arsenal poster boy.

North Shields absolutely robbed it! But thought it was a good and fun game to watch... Despite the weather.

I love a good mixing of metaphors. What an image!

He needs to invent himself another dream to chase. La Liga, maybe? China?

No idea what he's done, but this is very true. Hugely talented but very tedious.

They've ordered a load of these also: http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/onesport/cps/624/cpsprodpb/15D7F/production/_92117498_bm_clubshop.jpg

Oh, wouldn't be at all surprised if Ritchie was the designated penalty taker and it was very clearly said. Just Mitro tried to seize the opportunity.

Just seen his goal What a legend.

On the bench for PSG v Marseille right now. Meanwhile, Nice are 4 points clear at the top of the league.

Thought he did ok on the first twenty minutes or so. Played some nice passes and kept his tempo up. Then it was the usual bullshit. Overhitting a cross, dallying with the ball at his feet, so slow to make any decision that the crowd grumbled. What is it with him and heading the ball? He can't judge the flight of a ball to save his life. Gets under it then jumps straight up in the air. Invariably the ball bounces off the top of his noggin and goes backwards

Well, that was fun.