M4

Aww, that's class. Great tribute

Maybe a tad, but meh... Messi can get away with anything really. Quite clever: gives Suarez the hat trick but whilst also bagging an assist. Great stat padding

Exactly... all the drubbings blend into one. Everyone just goes through the motions of what it means to be a professional footballer. Well, off the pitch anyway.

Think he'll get the chop in the Summer though. Except if we do get relegated. In a weird Mike Ashleyist logic I could see them keep him on if we go down and be the man for the lower division.

Apparently came from the stand behind the Marseille kekeper, so on the left from the TV view. But to answer the question... don't know

Nice v Marseille game halted for now. Too much smoke around inside the stadium. Such a shame wor Hatem is not a part of this.

http://i.imgur.com/V2UObeJ.jpg

At least he addressed it I suppose. (Lescott)

I just hope they cling on until the penultimate week so we can be the ones to send them down. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/aston-villa-sob-on-the-tyne-banner-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400.jpg Will be pointless if we don't stay up, but maybe Ant and Dec can be sent to save them.

Sure, along with McLaren. But Aaron's is definitely worse

Criminal we didn't get all three points against them over Christmas

Probably still dazed from when Rooney chinned him. Yeah, any self respecting English manager would never let beatings like this happen on numerous occasions.

What happened here?!

He's injured. Pff lazy fat bastard. ... (not you).

Xbox 9!

Always nice to see Liverpool falter but it's bad enough that Sunderland are back breathing down our necks now.

If you has offered them three points from those two away game, Man City and Arsenal, before the fact they would definitely have taken it. Arguably Arsenal aren't even their most likely challengers anyway. Think the 'OMG the title race has swung' narrative is a bit over done. Given the later fixture, second spot is definitely Arsenal's to lose now. But Leicester winning at Man City last week meant they were allowed to slip up. Not losing today would have been massive though. Shame

If you had offered them three points from those two away game, Man City and Arsenal, before the fact they would definitely have taken it.

Awww

3 nil under twenty minutes, man I'd like to say I can't believe it, but of course I can. Just another humiliation for the stock pile. There have been so many the last three years that they hardly register anymore. Another loss.

That's now sorted then. Cool, cool...

Meh, whatever.

... Is this because we all laughed too much at Pardew earlier?

Losing this doesn't change much from the pre game situation. Just a shame we have to embarrass ourselves to defeat in the first 9 minutes.

... Seriously?