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As if I sat through Arsenal and Watford, but following this on my phone... Ayoze scores and Colback is booked. Sounds like the perfect first half.

I wonder if he could get Converse football boots.

Get in Hatem Cannot be mad at that.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--iMFVjFSu--/1442128489330153027.gif

Rubbish talking about wanting Cabella back. This lad will be fine.

Sissoko-3 :lol: :lol: Oh my god. Florian THAUVIN 4 Was content to jog around at times as the game passed him by He ran his bollocks off the poor cunt. Was about to say that. You could see his silly hair waving all over the place every time he lost the ball busting a gut to get back.

Most of the crosses yesterday either went too high clearing everyone and even the whole penalty area, or didn't get off the ground and didn't clear the first man (looking at you, Haidara).

Also given Colback's ability to judge the flight of a ball, he will never be able to give us an overhead kick.

Was referring to this earlier. It really was unbelievable. He was all alone, unchallenged too

His heading is atrocious. Numerous times he jumps and it just flicks off the top of his head creating danger for everyone behind him. That's when he doesn't miss it completely and just jumps moronically arms flailing like he did in the second half The other choice is to avoid it all together, which we saw with the amount of balls that easily dropped to Watford players from the long balls around his area.

The first half was really bad, like.

I also saw him run all the way out for a goal kick.

Ugh, that post was a car crash. Words missing all over the place! Edited.

Unfortunate to have have to bring him up here. Thauvin didn't do too bad today but wasn't good either. He ran himself ragged though, which was nice. But days like today make you realise just how easy it was for Ben Arfa to find and make space for himself.

Fucking prick. I'm surprised no one has cracked his skull with an elbow yet with the amount of arm pulling he does. Complete fraud.

There's something mentally wrong with this lad. Can't have just lost all his ability so quickly. The guy can't even lift the ball off the ground.

Yeah, we all knkow

That would be fantastic. Would lift my mood hugely prior to kick off.

Obertan in good timing stepping forward shocker.

What a quote that is.

Speaking of bookings, the yellow card he picked up yesterday was very fitting to his cowardly, moronic performance. Alan Smith levels of "getting stuck in".

I don't really care where he plays. He just needs to be out on that grass. Can come in for Haidara if that's all McClaren can think of

Nah, Pardew would never have played Cisse, Wijnaldum and Thauvin all together. Still we need moaaar.