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Or hearing that a change is imminent so can be seen as one of the revolutionaries that caused it.... http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130523215256/simpsonstappedout/images/2/2a/Hail_Ants_in_Episode.jpg

In our rightful position at the moment as THE worst 'team' in the league. Ashley is again going to prove he doesn't give a fuck about the performance of Newcastle by keeping his puppet in charge. To be honest, right now I couldn't give a fuck if we get relegated followed by the same next year as at the moment I actually hate the club.

Well the mortgage or whatever it was came to that. There was also about £20m outstanding on transfers i think, sure they were complaining about that early on. Edit: That may have been part of the £67m though I think you're right about some of the extra debt being owed from transfers, which was leaked just before the first January transfer window he was here and used as the excuse why we brought nobody in then. The fact that this is how just about every club bought players and paid the fees in stages over the player's contract (and still do) and he is just about the only club owner that pays 100% up front eluded him.

If / when he does go it will be 'by mutual decision' to try and save face on both sides. Personally though I can't see Pardew walking away by choice.

I'd go for two top hats. Ashley draws 17 random names from 1 and then the position they play or whether they're a sub from the other. What's the worst that could happen? Five left backs on the field at once?

Even if he wasn't an Ashley man there's nobody that I'd want further away from the management job. One of, if not the best player I've ever seen play for us, but all the skill in the world hardly ever equates to skill on the management side of the game.

One of the best goals I've seen that gets forgotten about is Duncan Ferguson vs Man United. Great technique.

You're a doylem then. At least you admit to being a doylem. Whey I voted 'go' tbf, but I'll take your criticism on board and try to become a better person. Good lad, nothing wrong with a bit of self improvement. Glad you've seen their error of your ways any way. (Thought you'd voted Stay deliberately so sorry like )

You're a doylem then. At least you admit to being a doylem.

Three fucking doylems now, all brave enought to admit it as well. Name and shame mods.

Correct!

My personal suspicion around Jonas' absence is that the people at the top don't trust Pardew to not pick him, triggering his renewal clause so have him 'training' on the other side of the world. As minging as Jonas had become on the field he always seems like a decent character but is in a catch 22 situation - nobody wants him at his wages on loan or a free, he's not going to buy out the remainder of his contract and the management are too pig-headed to pay up his contract to just get him away from the club and probably see the current position as their best option.

So that accounts for about 75% of our support then

With Shepherd in charge of the club you knew that if a manager gave himself enough rope he would be hung. There's no light at the end of the tunnel with Ashley though. I'm not defending Shepherd BTW.

Colo called Hatem fat and said that he doesn't track back and cover his fullback enough. If that's true then somebody needs to tell him to maybe chip in with a couple of goals then - the number of goals that our defenders have scored has been appalling for years tbh.

Okay son, if you have 9 apples and someone takes 9 apples off you, how many apples do you have? 9! Yay! But if you loan out two of those apples and then give another away you'll be making a pie that's more crust than filling. This guy has probably not even mastered Baldrick's advanced mathematics yet.

I'm not even sure we've got any superiority over these to be honest. From their match against ManUre on Saturday Burnley looked perfectly capable of turning us over and taking at least 4 points in our two matches.

Can't wait to see him this happy playing for Hull. No doubt it will be on the same day we have one (of many) afternoons when get thrashed four nowt or worse. Cuntface will probably still blame him for our numerous defeats this year.

Shell

I dont really hate him. He has got the stupidest fucking haircut in football though. And that's fucking saying something in this industry of the follically moronic. The guy looks like an absolute cunt.

I hate the cunt tbh. Shit player with a wanker's haircut.

I'd back 24 championship XIs against anything this cunt put out tbh.

Is this cunt not dead yet? Surely Satan should have came up to claim his soul by now.

Might have been worth going to see if you could have got a Hatem Ben Arfa chant going but unfortunately the stadium is filled with mongs happy to suck from the Pardew cock of lies.

What happens next season when Forest get promoted and we're in the championshit? Do we loan them back to Forest to hope they gain some value for resale or bring them in for Pardew to fuck up.