Spider Jerusalem

Defeat and another injury or two.

It's the point of the thread you came in. I know it is. A turd-o-meter would be an equally effective way of showing our trends as well.

Do we really need scatter diagrams and graphs. Just using your own eyes tells enough that we are utter, utter garbage.

But, stability. Hasn't got everyone of his best players available. The phases of the moon etc.

Game over. Useless fucking cunts.

Can't fucking believe this shitty fucking season.

Fucking abysmal turgid shit. Par for this season really.

Have we actually got a fucking midfield

That's a two footed fuckng challenge surely.

The same as always - we're fucking shit.

Fucking sick of Quinn on commentary. Where is the impartiality in having this wanker on. They've had the best of the last five minutes though.

Jesus, 5 pages of "Actually, he's from Cramlington, actually, which isnt in Newcastle actually"...Weapons grade bitterness! They're trying to claim Catherine Cookson as one of 'thiers' in that thread. I'm sorry like but South Shields may not be the prettiest of towns with a massive unemployment percentage but we've nothing to do with that fucking hell hole. Does the fact that she was born and lived in TYNE Dock not drop a hint to her origins. With regard to Noble, saw him on the Things tour when he was getting heckled by some mackems so went into a ten minute tirade against them - As he said he was approached to play the Child Catcher at the Empire. He thought about it and then remembered he actually had a career.

Marv in the first half, Benny coming on in the second. I could live with that.

Aye - a Euro semi sounds nice, as well as putting more distance between us AND potentially putting them in the bottom 3.

A late Taylor winner and they would probably burn RTG to the ground.

Last minute Fulham winner here.

No Jonas. Shame on you!

Whatever he's shouting / saying doesn't have much of an effect. Maybe he's organising the half time sandwiches or meat draw. Souness was an excellent shouter as well. And good at making excuses as well.

When we have failed to keep out the opposition in most games and he's stood clueless on the sidelines surely suggests plan A is not working and that he should be trying to change the approach to a match.

Along with the talk of 'winnable games'.

All that we need is Webb refereeing plotting against us next week and the scenario will be complete.

It's not just yesterday's non-performance though, it's the cuumulative effect of the rank, turgid non-football that we've played this season and three quarters of last season. No doubts you'll have come back with 'injuries, can't play his first 11' etc, but when we've played against the alleged 'lower' clubs with less talent available we've still looked shit, home and away. The players that we've brought in in January look shadows of the guys that made their debuts as well - is that due to being found out or down to the coaching at the club.

I'm not saying they'll beat them, but will have a better chance than a team that turns up with thier pants around thier ankles and begging they'll not be treated too roughly.

They might give them a game and nick a result tough. Isn't City away to make up for the game they'll miss due to their semi final. They'll still have a game in hand after that I think and it's Swansea at home on the 7th of May, a winnable fixture. Either way, I still think that they could nick a result.