Spider Jerusalem

its no wonder bo shambles makes so many mistakes on a football pitch. I thought they only had pretend rapists there. They weren't / aren't exactly rape whistles but compressed air alarms that they give out to all students as there was a high number of students being assaulted in the streets, especially foreign students. It's just a town described by Bill Hicks all those years ago 'Look's like we've got us a reader here. We don't like readers in these here parts'.

Do they still give the personal attack alarms to everyone in the Uni 'welcome' packs?

I've watched many of our away matches in the pub this season when Newcastle fans have been outnumbered by Mackems - our match was the only one being shown. The same wankers are the most vocal when a weekend goes their way as well but won't be drawn into a football conversation when it doesn't. Strange that.

It's moments like this that the 'last channel' button was created on remote controls.

Well that's switched off then.

Another great pen from Johnson

BBC trying to curse Cardiff now.

Great pen from Downing like.

Three missed out of three. Useless cunts.

Fuck you you wanker SEEEEVIE GEEEEEE!

YES!!!! GET IN!!!!!! Pelanties shoely now. Lawrenson sounds fucking gutted....

Red Scousers, wankers, racists and Nazis at a guess. So that's all four groups in one.

Aye, amidst and explosion of spunk from Lawrenson, a few thousand shots of King Kunty looking as smug as fuck and the commentators saying how he's vindicated himself, come through terrible adversity etc. etc.

Loathesome cunts.

Very, very slightly FYP.

Would have been signed in the summer as well, as Carroll's replacment playing alongside Ameobi.

There is no doubting the quality of the players that the scouting team at the club have identified and brought in and if it was down to Pardew to be brining in the talent I'd be dismayed if Ashley gave him the cash to buy a pack of Panini stickers. After a year or so playing for this bell-end though I'd be very surprised if most of the talented players won't be looking for a way out.

Wankers

Blueprint for most of the season really.

That's a bit harsh isn't it. What has Ryan Taylor done to deserve getting shattered by that clogger?

Wasn't really given the opportunity to though. With a number of Pardew's butt-boys on the bench as well there is absolutley fuck all chance he'll get onto the field today either. May as well have sold him to a Russian side or loan him into the Championship after the window shut for all the good he's doing his career here to be brutally honest.

Up your fucking collective arses Dogleash and The Cheif Racist.

I was actually considering this horrific turn of events myself, but thought that any remaining miniscule chance of this happening for either the existing clubs or 'new' club has had the kybosh put on it by the impending independence referendum.

Same here, and I think that's so sad I think I may just cry. :'( What a come down. I honestly think that he's a decent squad player but this season he's become an almost automatic first choice player to fill in where the management think they have a 'problem' position in an area where other players in the squad are better suited.

Not really. Wolves is just his sort of level. If Pardew decides to start Raylor alongside Lovenkrands and Shola however, Raylor's effectiveness might be re-assessed. That's true, playing alongside those two he'd be looking quite the tasty option up front.