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Unfortunately our management seem to be part of the latter school of thinking.

He does very well to get from the edge of the opposition penalty area to clear off our line for somebody who most people reckon can't run. Running's not a problem for him, he's quicker running backwards than most players on Earth going forwards as well.

That's one more player in front of Ben Arfa when where chasing the game against Wolves then...

Aye, right. One of the things that used to boil my piss most of all when Steven Taylor played at right back was the constant backing off. Simpson has backing off down to an art form. Making a challenge isn't one of his major skills. Or passing. Or crossing. Or shooting. Or recognising his fault in conceding goals. Clearing off the line, fantastic, but that's because he's backed off from the edge of the oppositions penalty area onto our goal-line.

I'm sorry, but are you fucking mental. The answer is yes. The rest of your post wasn't required I'm afraid. I thought I was skirting a ban for that to be honest....

I'm sorry, but are you fucking mental. He had a month and a half at the start of the season when he was playing as an auxilliary left-back and offering nothing up front. Once he signed the new contract he stopped playing as the auxilliary left-back and has somehow managed to offer even less up front than nothing. Opposition managers big him up as they know he's going to give thier full backs fuck all problems all afternoon and we'll still pick him.

I would say they strive to attain mediocre, but they barely try to appear unbiased.

Has been wanktastic since he signed the new contract to be honest.

Compared to the shower of shit constantly being played before him he's Messi, Pele, Eusabio and Beardsley all wrapped up in one player.

We haven't even got that selection of players in the squad.

Here's 5...

FYP. Utter, utter fucking disgrace of a 'player'. Pardew can fuck off with criticising Ben Arfa because of his lack of defensive work and play this wanker and not do the same. At least Ben Arfa offers something for us and not the opposition.

Fuck me, a shot at goal!

Utter fucking joke. Get four men sent off so we can get the match abandoned with 3-0. This is going to be a record-breaker by full time.

That's Jonas off with a strain...

Need to get a shot on goal first. And posession of the ball.

Fucking disgraceul.

And the list of non-pentalties for us grows ever longer. That's the sort of decision that we needed to try and stem the tide to be honest.

By half-time?

Absolute fucking shit. Simpson watched the no-legged man beat him for fuck sake.

In his year here he managed to turn us from the entertainers and everyone's favourite second club into one of the most reviled in the country. Managed to do just about the same in the same timescale at Liverpool.

1986 world cup? might even be the same game robson dislocated his shoulder. probably, i was dead young, one of my first footballing memories, remember laughing my head off over and over, would have been 5 like so sounds about right. was it at the ref?... Seem to remember he just threw the ball to the ground... Was only 12 at the time... 1st time I'd be allowed to stay up late... Think the games were on 1am!... Possibly beyond that!... England were playing in S America (sure it was a friendly - not the WC game above) late at night; I watched it at the then Girlfriends house, her mother fancied Wilkins something rotten. Just as she finished saying how lovely he was he ran over to a ball boy and shouted at him and the tv camera next to the ball boy "give 'us the f***ing ball". Absolutely hilarious; it was the first time I'd heard a player swear so clearly down a tv camera. Girlfriends mother felt so ashamed and dumped Butch there and then. IIRC Was the second game of World Cup 86 in Mexico (a 0-0 against Morrocco) and this with the injury to Bryan Robson forced Bobby's hand in the last group game and he brought Peter Beardsley into the team for the last group game where we demolished Poland and kick-started our competition, only to be robbed by the biggest cunt in the game in the quarters.

Fucking hell, what an utter bell-end. Typical Liverpool attitude though, everybody else's fault but thiers.

Second highest ranked English manager in the league at the minute - it's obvious that he's going to be linked with the job. Wankers are to blinkered to see beyond Lahndahn and thier beloved Harry to see anyone else in the role. They'll be fucking fuming when Colin Wanker gets the job.

Anyone remember the party that team had when they signed him (Geremi) from us? Thier elation must have lasted up to the point when he kicked the first ball for them and he was quietly shown the door a few months later.