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Good news. May not be the best manager, but has done a decent job for us and I wouldn't like to see the instability of the last few years start again with a new manager every six months.

Colin Wanker is the man. Not sure of his credentials but sounds like the type of man that will fit in with most of the squad.

Same here. That post was 100% spot on though.

Detestable wanker. Slag off the linesman - they've committed the crime of giving two penalties at Old Trafford but didn't give one today. It wasn't Howard Webb's fault though. Know where to keep your bread butterd and get more shit decisisons given your way, you sour old cunt.

Torres just about shit himself when he got into that space and didn't know what to do.

I'm not surprised. It looked like Webb to Chelsea was a move that Sky missed in the transfer window from the first half. Looks like it was just a loan deal though.

Now that is a Webb special!

Peanutly

Useless stadium falling apart due to slightly inclement weather. Must be the new way to get them to move ground, failing to maintain the current one.

Ferdinand own goal

Good news. Was gutted for the lad when I heard he'd gotten crocked.

I thought all he did was organise the meat-draw. That's what he was doing in the second half when he was showing the manager and players those little pieces of paper wasn't it?

Dreadful goal. How has neither official noticed the keeper being deliberately mowed down there?

Will blatantly be Gerrard. Being captain makes you bulletproof in terms of selection and barring Hart this wanker is the only other player 100% guaranteed to be picked if fit.

Aye - as soon as the ref has called the foul in that position he has to send him off. Made up his own rules on the day based entirely on who we were playing. The strange thing is that the two penalties that we've been given vs Stoke and Man U is that both of them were a bit dubious. If the ref had rightly not given either then 5 months into the season then we would have had zero penalties given.

Remain indoors and don't think about The Event.

It's something that the pundits seem to believe as well. On the occaision when a penalty is given and there is no yellow card the daft sods get confused and flabbergasted at the lack of a card.

Thats how I felt at the time, but i think getting relegated was the best thing to have happened to us and now we have a GK in Krul that could be better than Given. In hind sight getting relegated gave the club a well needed kick up the arse and the rats abandoned ship, mostly leaving us with a squad that actually wanted to be here and actually playing football. However, we could have quite easily went the other way and missing out on instant promotion would have been an unmitigated disaster taking us back two decades. My feelings of contempt for him at the time have dissipated, considering how his career has panned out since he left, but I have no respect from him with how the transfer was conducted from his and his agents side with regards to the timing, lies and money grabbing that went on at the time.

Aye - if I recall correctly, was it due to the Champions League being played at Wembley a week after the FA Cup should have been played and UEFA like to take control of the venue a couple of weeks in advance so our FA amended the schedule 'just this once'.

Ridiculous decision to move the FA Cup Final from it's place as the end of the season closer.

Bloody hell. Fell asleep at half time. That definitely went better than expected!

Never belive t'interweb lads. (Thank's fucking fuck, for fuck's sake).

Hello Nostradamus mate Always go for the long prediction with the good payoff if you can. Tried that with the little woman, now she a massive one. All depends on your personal tastes though....

Hello Nostradamus mate Always go for the long prediction with the good payoff if you can.

Midfield will be overrun from the start and no threat up front. 3-0 easy win for them securing Kean's job for a few more matches that will lead to thier ultimate downfall, going down by a single point.