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if that happens I think they'll just stop acknowledging our existence Aye, the top of the league would just show the top three then Chelsea, The Arse and Liverpool.

Just caught Wilkins on the highlight show criticising Best for lack of movement and standing around in the penalty box. When the other commentator pointed out he was injured and hobbling around he replied that it was no excuse and he had to - aye you guessed correctly - just 'get on with it'. What a fucking arsehole.

They would have to admit that we were level on points with one of ther London favourites then though and they don't like doing that.

Extended highlights starting on Sky now...

Souness' was the worst punditry ever. Remember hm doing nothing but criticising the squad and ended up saying that Emre wasn't suited to the English game. You brought him here you cunt!

Wouldn't surprise me if we see a transfer request coming in either this or prior to the next transfer window. Why hang around when you're being kept out of the side by someone who looks as inept as Obertan and then the team's utility player. And then to hear the bullshit reasons behind his selections of the two average at best forwards on top of that.

Wouldn't surprise me. Krul looks the 'Dutchest' person on the planet. Never looks bothered by any danger around him.

Senegal vs Ivory Coast final hopefully - we may get at least one back in a Newcastle shirt by mid-February. Although who would bet against a Tiote / Ba double leg-breaker tackle if that match happened. Shit!

Shouldn't he be burning down the Bundestag and restoring the Reichstag? Damned white supremacist, doesn't even know his own beliefs!!

Covering the bases - they are not going to win the title and if they have a mid season dip then it will be easier for them if we we're not still hanging around so close to the top 6.

I'm here and fucking delighted it wasn't.

I would say he's trying to get one of the big clubs to come in and whisk him away, getting rid of one of his team's league rivals top scorer or at worst (from his point of view) unsettle him and try and knock us off track that way. The FA should have hit this odious droopy faced tax dodging cunt years ago for consistently talking about other teams players in terms of transfers.

Can see us drawing the mackems at the village of the damned.

Aye, similar challenge to the one by De Jong that broke Ben Arfa's leg - off the ground, two footed, scissor motion. Straight red.

Best performance of the season (maybe the best all round performance since we came up). The defence was sound all game with only the chance when Wellbeck had just come on where they looked like scoring. Colloccini and Williamson mopped up just about every thing and Simpson and Santon both had great games as well. Great battling performace from all of the midfield and up front Shola put in a decent shift, but Ba was immense. His touch and ball retention were world class. How the hell are we going to replace him for at least three weeks.

The form and general play of the last two months or so hasn't been convincing and prior to that we had a lot of games where we more than rode our luck but managed to come through. The performances in so called 'winnable' matches were woeful and the manager continues to select players most would have decided were a bad investment months ago. That is in conjunction with, barring one emergency signing due to a long term injury, the club not being willing to buy players to bolster a squad thin on players and quality and at the same time has no interest in loaning players either so we'll be left with the same lack of options by 1st February. Can't see nothing but a continued slide at the minute.

f*** sake. Obertan fit, Rooney back with a point to prove and Man U's number 12's 'impartiallity' as well. This match is going to be nothing but a disaster. and of all those perceived negatives Webb is probably the greatest. Regularly fucks us over and is shit scared of Ferguson too, just like the rest of them. Yep. Must wank himself to sleep knowing that disallowing Viduka's goal vs Fulham was just about the final nail in the coffin of sending us down.

Fuck sake. Obertan fit, Rooney back with a point to prove and Man U's number 12's 'impartiallity' as well. This match is going to be nothing but a disaster.

Just more proof that they haven't got a clue with regards to running a club. Would rather play through a season with a paper-thin squad with terrible options for back up that were brought in on the cheap than bring in someone temporary that is actually capable.

They would have already been looking out for revenge for that penalty decision. This will just make them want to completely demolish us.

Nah, it's just Pardew playing mind games. With us.

Summed up well really. His biggest test was always going to be how well he and the squad reacted to the run of nightmare fixtures and the reaction has been nothing short of disasterous, playing absolute shite in the process.

I'm expecting a media witch hunt resulting in a ban for this one to be honest.

You might as well have said it for what difference him saying it will make. Aye. One or two will be wittled down to one 'definitely over the line' by Jan 20th, followed by 'the January window is such a hard time and we had to sell Tiote at 4pm on 31st as he wanted to go and the other team really really wanted him, and all the money will be spent on the squad' on the 1st Feb.

Expected nothing from this signing. Sadly I was over-optimistic in my initial evaluation and he has actually provided less. Fucking awful 'player' - a sprinter with no actual footballing acumen.