Spider Jerusalem

Well Mourino's got what he wanted. In a round about way. A Barcelona player has been sent off, but not one he would have wanted.

Great investigative journalism from ITV there 'Valdes you can see is involved....' - he's the one that's stepped into the melee and trying to get the idiots down the tunnel.

Barcelona had 2 early on when they had about 90% possession for the first 25 minutes. Can't remember that, it's been lost amongst all the diving.

Fixed your post. The ref should take the managers to one side and tell them that then next dive is getting a yellow. Two of the best teams on the planet - what a load of fucking shite. Both look more intent on conning the ref than playing football.

It's ironic that the year he was given the Player of the Year award he barely played well enough or regularly enough to win it. This year would have at least been earned.

What's to stop Man U from just swapping shirts when the good one gets suspended? The footballing equivant of the old WWF Conquistadors tag-team.

Another Man U scorer away from home! Well taken. Tie should be over at this rate like, Shalke have been shite at best.

On the twat scale Owen actually is more twatty than Piers Morgan, which is saying a lot as Peirs Morgans twattiness is legendary. Owen is more of a cnut than a twat though.

For fucks sake. Bastard cunting ManUre twats champions again.

To be honest, I think that this is what happens when you have a season where there have been no consistent stand out players for the season. All of the other so called contenders like Nani, Nasri etc have blown hot and cold all season. Scott Parker has stood out from the shit around him in his team for most of the season which has made his stock a lot higher then it would have done had someone been banging in close to 40 goals this year or tearing teams a new arsehole in midfield week after week. At least Paul Scholes didn't get the award as it looked like from the mass bumming session and wankathon from the in the early weeks of the season.

Nope. Thought he'd smashed it over for a split second.

How much better than Allardyce droning on last night is Ray Wilkins? Watching this was just going to be filler before Madrid vs Barcelona but if it keeps up like this...

What a numpty f***ing dickhead. Pete's a wanker He is like. Makes me ashamed to come from the same hell hole of a town. Probably a Sunderland fan really.

Ferguson in 'we should have had a penalty, but I didn't see the oppositions clearer call' shocker. Twisty faced, giant purple nosed cunt.

Had an excellent game today - summed up when he was sold short by Jose next to our area, won a tackle superbly and was up on his feet and attacking before ManUre player had noticed he'd been tackled. Good shift put in.

Aye - it's 'not enough contact' for Lovenkrands to go over when tripped but a stone wall penalty for a clear dive. Excellent point though, unbeaten at home vs ManUre, Chelsea and The Arse.

Don't forget that's 4 minutes + / - Fergie Time. Told you Hernandez was a fucking prick!

Fucking can't stand that Hernandez. Looks like a perfect ManUre player - a snidey little bastard that you wouldn't piss on if he was on fire.

Great non-biased run up to the match to be topped off by cunty Allardyce giving a non-biased commentary as well.

Righty oh then. Should have been a minimum of ten minutes then since he played 101 1/2. he added time on for the dead time in stoppage time Three and a half fucking minutes. Bullshit, you wouldn't get that much time added if the three incidents happened in the first 90, so what is the difference now.

Righty oh then. Should have been a minimum of ten minutes then since he played 101 1/2.

Fergie fucking time at the Emirates today.

A thrashing in ManUre's favour with Rooney getting a goal ot two on his comeback after having his non-frivilous appeal turned down.

Pardew needs to stop fucking around with the defence, it caused a disaster at Stoke and has been close to in the first half. Taylor caught ball watching and totally lost Darren Bent which was incorrectly flagged off. However, at the other end we look bereft of any kind of attacking ideas so cant see where any equaliser will come from in the second half.

Was just about to post the same. Every marginal decision seems to be going to the home team at the minute. Bent fucking local yokel.