Spider Jerusalem

Alves just looks like a complete cunt as well as being one. Weasly, rat-faced little bastard!

Fail to see how they were robbed like. If anything, more of the decisions went for them tonight. There was only one decision that mattered and it was the one made on Bojan's disallowed goal. The fact that Inter had to play an hour with 10 men because of a terrible decision also played a part. Would have been booked for the second time if it wasn't a red, so they were rightfully down to 10 men anyway. Inter looked to fall over and time waste from the first minute rather than play football, not just from the point of the red card. Anti-football that would have Big Fat Sam wanking until he had bollocks like bat wings.

Thank god the final is on a Saturday - at least I'll be pissed and ignoring Mourino's pack of divers made-of-biscuits.

Hand ball!

So, you're suppoting a team that have cheated for the full 87 minutes so far, as well as possilby prior to kick of as well?

Another Inter player 'injured'. For fucks sake!

Fucking time wasting after 12 minutes - thought this was going to be a game where your team were going to support the work of the referee' Jose?

Isn't that what the ManUre fans were saying when we bought him as well? His passing was complete shit - especially when he tried the fifty yard 'disguised' passes that would invariably end up being more of a danger to the crowd than the opposition. He hasn't had the legs to play at anywhere near the top level for the past three to four years and his game has been based mostly around hacking opposition players if they ambled into his personal space. Kinnear giving him a contract extension last year was irresponsible at best and moronic at worst.

Load of shite - Ferguson whinges a couple of weeks ago that Chelsea had an 'easy match' against Bolton. Tottenham have their best matches of the season and end Arsenal's tenuous chances to catch up and bring the manc cunts back into it by beating Chelsea in back to back games. Then turn up at ManUre and get bum raped. Who gets the easy games and everyone only turns up against who again?

Just been informed by Richard 'Shaved Hands' Keyes in the Manure - Spuds match preamble that Spuds are the form team 'in the country' at the moment. I think not you lazy fuckwad of a 'journalist' - I thought it was only Ron Burghundy that read from the autocue without question.

To be honest I hope The Argie scum get bum raped in all of thier group games and Maradona engorges himself and bursts his gastric band, suffering a long painful death. The cheating fucking cunt.

They could be from an insignificant country....... Or pretend that they are even though they're English any way.... I'm going for Germany for the win. 'Deutschland, Deutschland uber alles' (even though they don't sing that any more. A bit like us smiting the rebellious filthy Jocks in the later verses of The Queen's theme) and all that.

Coward ref! Definite booking there and bottled it when he saw the protective red shirt.

Howay Hitler's XI

I'd have went for Gary Neville based on the 'ManUre player who has been there all thier career, hasn't won it, barely played all season, and is close to retirement' model that was the main criteria to win last year.

You're that confident we're getting relegated in the next three and a half quarter years?

This is just like the Stephen Carr story rehashed - 'Newcastle ruined me. It wasn't my fault that I just decided to turn up to pick up my huge wage'. Sorry, we may have had shit managers over the time he was here, but some sort of work ethic and application would surely have shown him to have been at least a capable player, no matter who was in charge of the team.

SSN has been unwatchable today - Lou Macaroni being the pinnacle of the lot. This channel has it's tongue so far up ManUre's arse it could lick it's earwax clean. Surely Taggart has to be charged with bringing the game into disrepute for his 'typical Germans' quip.

Any but Enrique.

Retch.... And there's more-a Dolmio.

Was on Sky yesterday that the earliest promotion was late in March - around the 25th I think. Today's the day - Come on!

Bloody hell, they're showing it in the Coffin Club in South Shields. I'm surprised they're risking one of the screens in this den of eniquity. South Shields I mean, not the Coffin Club. I was in the Brittania next to the town hall, when the projector was the technological breakthrough, and someone nicked the screen off the wall just after the match finished. Not me before you ask.

Levadia Tallinn? Estonia (one country north from Latvia). Sounds about right, as that place is full of stunning lasses. I think they drown the ugly ones at birth, like kittens. Five's coverage is shit like, but as someone has said is better than ITVs. What is it about football though. SKY and BBC surely can't have picked up all of the ex-footballers and managers that are able to string a cognative sentence together. Setanta's coverage always looked like it was stuck together with blu tac and sticky tape as well, but I can't comment on ESPN.

Shit fucking pundit! There's a future for you on ITV yet though. Definite penalty.