Spider Jerusalem

Could just see Fergie sitting reading this rag this morning ' Fucking Conference only! That unfit cunt Alan Wiley could do with one now..'. It's almost like The Papers are making their April Fool gags deliberately obvious.

For fucks sake - there's going to be an England reserve eleven turning up in South Africa. Watch out Gerrard and Rick O'Shay Lampard it's after you now.

I thought I was watching one of the top matches in Europe in 2010 not the middle ages. The amount of fencing in these two grounds could sink a batlleship. I thought that England had the crowd control problems and we were the cunts of European and world football - at least that's what UEFA and FIFA tell us.

That's it. The first job is done. Now on to clinch the Championship Title. We're not mathematically there, but they need to get five wins out of six matches AND hope that we pick up no more points this season. Not going to happen.

Just watching the replay on SS1 now - watched it through Guiness tinted eyes in t' pub last night. The 'Razzle Stack' celebration was superb. The second clothes-line celebration in a week after Routledge did Carroll last week and now Jonas taking down Enrique.

Won't be Forest - they're sitting in the cursed third place.

Well, why take an hour to write a rambling peice of shit that totally disproves that you hypocritical, inbred, chav, mugger.

Had a Lovejoy moment there tonight. Ball breaks for us after a piss poor clearance hits one of their blokes and lands at one of out players (Nolan?) feet. I said 'We're going to score from this, arggh not Shola!'. And milliseconds later it's in the back of the net. He did have a major hand in the win tonight, but it is still trying to polish a turd with this lad. Give him a run and we'll be seeing the same lethargic, insipid crap we have for the past ten years.

Ha ha ha! That's one of the best statistics I've heard to defend Ashley. An improved league position in his first year. From 13th to 12th. Considering the season we finished in 13th we had one of the worst injury crisis the league has seen, as well as Glenn Roeder in charge. That first season was where the roots of relegation were sown, when he brought in a Newcastle legend as manager and failed to bak him as he, and we, were promised he would and then installing a system of director of football and bringing in one of his mates who didn't have the first idea on what the role was.

Might based be more in hope than fact though.

what the f***ing hell is that defender doing with his arms? Vogue-ing I thought he was part-way through doing the semaphore from the cover of The Beatles 'Help'. Of course, he doesn't realise they aren't actually spelling out help on the cover....

Is that Newcastle United Hero Mad Mick. As someone posted earlier, it would be good to see them stay up, just to be one of the bankers to be in the lower region of the league next season.

Wolves humping them now - West Ham looking doomed at the minute.

I like him. Looks confident and able to control a ball. The previous statement has probably killed his career though judging by my previous history of backing players. Sorry Tamas, off to Darlo you go........

We've had too many of those days away from home this season.

Bag of sit. That's game over.

Not bad, only a minute in and the officials have already set thier stall out

Fucking hell, it's Gary Glitter....

We'll have Joey Barton back, unless between now and August he's crocked or a naughty boy again. That will be just like having a new player in midfield. Plus, once promotion is guaranteed, there's still the chance that we'll see the annual sale start again.

Going for AAAARGHHHHH Not again! as things currently stand. The squad is still painfully thin in numbers, we're losing a number of players at the endof thier loan and the centre of midfield is fucking horrendous, but won't be upgraded because the concensus at the club seems to be that Nolan and Smith are top class. They're not. That central midfield will take us down again. To top that off we haven't really got a good manager and he won't get replaced until it's too late. We're currently top of a very shit league due to our home form - our away record, and overall play away from home is still shit - and we can't rely on home form in the top league to keep us up as we found out last year.

Get in! The lush lasses thread has spread into the general population.

He can fuck off as well - If I ever see him walking the streets in South Shields I'd set fire to the cunt. Would gve him a nice perma-tan I suppose.

Not much, 'impact' sub. Or as much of an impact as his legs would allow. The younger players are all pace with no real capability for creating that telling cross or pass which is where he made his name.

I'd think yes, on the international stage. But then I thought that after the last world cup as well. It's a pity for him and England as he would have been useful to bring on as a sub in tight matches, whether it is providing the killer pass or keeping hold of the ball. None of the wingers England have are great at delivering end-product which is what he has done for over a decade.

Is that Terry Pratchett? I've never seen him not wearing his hat. Never mind carrying a digging implement (sidestepping the racist overtones of course) Bluf, you refererred to the English as 'you' as if you are outside of that group and have made several cracks in this thread alone at the expense of the England team and have made so many comments about being a Sweaty and following Scotland and thier joke league on this forum I was actually shocked to read on here that you were actually just a traitor to our great nation. I thought that you were just one of the millions of hypocrites that live on this side of the border and tell us what a bunch of cunts we are. Did you select your vociferous treachery for shock value, to differentiate and give yourself a reason to stand out from the crowd as you didn't really give a good reason for why you follow the international Mackems.