Spider Jerusalem

Its Portugal.....

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel uneasy with FIFA draws out of clear glass bowls.....

Not the worst according to the commentary! Fuck Off!!! You can see France / Portugal for us here - I call shennanigans.

Owen. Transfer fee, wages, 'commitment', 'loyalty', attitude and the fact he is made out of crepe paper. It was always money down the pan as he was never going to sign beyond his initial contract. The likes of Boumsong, Luque, Marcelino were plain shit and a waste of money, but it was everything else around Owen's time here which make hime the king of the shit.

But we were told there were never more than two offers made. I'm believing Derek, he speaks the truth as far as I am concerned... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/8137156.stm

The most bizarre thing about that rant was he'd been on Sky a couple of weeks before and when asked if he'd take the then vacant managers job he replied 'in a heartbeat'. Then a couple of weeks later we'd ruined his life and career and he never wanted to manage again.

Not to mention that Bellamy was sold for a profit by the next three owners and is the only manager to have actually made a loss on the player due to his pitiful man management - and having sold him at possibly the most prolific point of his career for almost four times less than his last transfer. Aye Greame, it's everyone else. You're not a shit manager, the rest of the world is wrong.

Roy Keane has never had anything to do with the IFA. All right then the fucking FAI then for fuck sake. Jesus. Or is that offensive to the christian representitives of ireland.

So he would have been getting a few million in 'loyalty fees' then. I've never had such ill feeling for a player leaving us for thier own gain since David Batty engineered a move and stated that he wouldn't do anywhere but Leeds. Takes a bit of the selling clubs power away if they have only one target to go to. How would he know where he was going to if he wasn't party to negotaions - and also negates his whole reaction to the result agaist Liverpool that suddenly made him realise that we were going nowhere.

To be honest, with Keane I think it's his last attempt at a kick in the teeth at the IFA. 'Leading' another team to oblivion doesn't sit well with him so he'll have a go before his last 'meaningful' contribution to football is over. Good Footballer. Shit Person. Worse Coach. Like Alex Ferguson without the class.

Nope - they's be coming down over the border every weekend trying re-enact the battle of Bannockburn. If we let them in then where would they start in the league? If it's straight into the Prem who would they replace as we're already under pressure from UEFA to cut the number of teams - a five team (or even seven team) relegation season to shoe-horn in two economic immigrants?

Today gave me a good laugh when I had a flash of football lookalikeys though. Where did youget that Haircut Paulo Sousa http://www4.pictures.gi.zimbio.com/Queens+Park+Rangers+v+Sheffield+United+51H4KFtA11jl.jpg Evil, twenty year old, wearing a wig, megalomanic, Batman Villan, Christopher Walken 'Where Am I' Character Max Schreck..... http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c3/MaxShreck.jpg

It's worse than and more needy than Sky Sports News 24 hour coverage.... 'Please Text Us So We Know you're watching' - no I'm not and I'm watching Kerrang. And Kerrang have Korn on. And I fucking hate Korn.

Where do you start with Martins. Had the velvety touch of a rapist for one. Passing was consistent as most would end up as a pin point pass to the opposition. Was as fast as fuck, but one of the most static forwards I have ever seen. Would never be pulling defenders around and making incisive runs for someone to at least try a through-ball for but spent most of his time looking like he was marking his defender then the other way around. Scored a few super-strikes - missed more six yard sitters though. Aye, think that summed up his time here - whether that was through coaching or his own limitations though is another thing. Although the basics of being able to pass are more down to the player.

The reason that we haven't been sold is that nobody ever came up with the booty unfortunately. There has never been any indication from the lying cunts in charge that there we have been close to being sold, and an acceptable offer has ever bee recieved. None whatsoever... http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/nufc/newcastle-united-news/2009/07/06/newcastle-united-receive-bids-of-100m-for-club-72703-24086316/

Quoted for truth. As the other thread tells us, Phil Brown is a wanker!

Nah, that'll never happen - surely Lablias will say that there are more than two offers of £70 million. The rest has potential though.

I'm guessing that Ashley will start a company over the next few months called 'Pussy-Whipped Geordie' and sell the rights to that for a pound.

Well, that's the Fat Cunt here until summer 2010, and back up for sale then.

He was trying to throttle the lad and deserved the red. The two punches thrown by Sharp as well as the two handed shove in the chest also warranted a red, but we got the points, and having him banned in retrospect will give us no joy really. I'm just getting worried by the officials being a bit more anxious to punish our players to the fullest extent and let our opposition of a bit lightly.

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Worst Striker in the history of the Premier League - let's kick Newcastle when they're down again without looking at the facts. I remember watching this guy with horror and wondering if he won a 'play for Forest for a year' competition. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Silenzi http://www.independent.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00179/silenzi_179956s.jpg

That was fucking horrendous. We've been bummed in the face since the first fucking minute and have been playing the sort of non-football that would have Allerdyce wanking his balls dry, hoofing the ball up to two hopeless, weak lumbering bags of shit.

I was thinking the same - he might as well not be on the field for what he's 'offering' now......

How the fuck did Harewood miss that fucker!