Spider Jerusalem

It's starting to take mine out now! Noooooooo. There's the tunder as well.

I thought it was more than two? Looks like it was really less than one.

Well lad, you're it at the minute. Good luck as you're going to be playing up top by yourself with a fat bloke somewhere behind you for the foreseeable future.

Thought it played tennis though. http://www2.tennisserver.com/turbo/images/pilotpen06/060823/Mauresmo2.jpg :frantic: :frantic:

What was causing Rooney to fall before he reached the keeper then?

Don't forget this geezer. http://wiki.phantis.com/images/thumb/e/e7/Nikos-Dabizas-00011.jpg/230px-Nikos-Dabizas-00011.jpg

Once he's proves has a bloke he should be cleared to play for us again. I think I'm most likely off to hell.

Steve Bennett bottles sending off Greening there - would he have been so forgiving if he has black stripes on that white shirt?

Totally agree with you. It's long overdue that there was a crackdown on diving, but this does just look like a witch-hunt, and there will be no other players charged by either UEFA or any other European FAs for 'simulation' over the coming weekend. The referees seem to apply the yellow card for 'simulation' rule in a very adhoc manner as well. Plus, doesn't this go against the whole UEFA stance of not having 'trial by video'?

Most have back up players with plenty of experience though - we have a bunch of kids who haven't exactly covered themselves with glory in the past couple of seasons in the reserve league.

This is exactly what most of us on here knew was going to happen - scratch the surface of the first team and there's nothing of substance left. We have gotten lucky so far as we have been able to field a full strength team of (mostly) Premier League players and have had the lion's share of matches against mediocre opposition, making it look as though we will walk the league.

Giving us a test could really give us a good fucking humping to be honest, as destroy any sort of confidence built up. Plus, it gives another needless fixture in a competiton that we have no chance of winning with a small squad- just look at most of the English league clubs that got into the latter stages of the UEFA last year. In a perfect world you hope that your team will do thier best at all times, but when the shit hits the fan you have to prioritise.

I don't beleive that for a moment - I have an ITK who says that he's being named Life-President and is going to appoint a management dream-team of Cacapa and Des Hamilton, with Gary Brady as Director Of Football.

They seemed to come back when that twat Allerdyce was in charge and never left - they're living at St James' under squatter's rights I think.

No Sale. Promotion this year. Build up for promotion season 11/12 after protracted take over talks next close season mean we go into a Premier season way under strength (again). Blackens the good start we've made in spite of the shit going on that this utter fucking cunt is going to fuck us over yet again.

Is it fuck - we'll still be sitting here in a years time in the same position. It's worse than Roeder in the transfer market, who's still considering a move for Dirk Kuyt.

You'll get 12 years and probably serve around 8. You'll have plenty of life left. Tried in a Newcastle Court with a Geordie Judge, I reckon you'd get off scott free! It would get put down as either self-defence or a suicide. Howay, if someone is actually looking to buy, fucking do it now while we are still capable of putting a fucking team on the pitch.

So, will we be able to field a team on Saturday? My guess would be Harper, Simpson, Shit Taylor, Shit Argie, Enrique, Lua Lua, Smith, Nolan, Jonas, Ameobi, Carroll. Fuck knows who's going to be on the bench - better hope some of our fans take thier kit with them. Take Shit Argie and Jonas out of that as they're next on the out list and Hughton and Thompson are on the field next weekend.

man fck of Too right - once your've left here to join another team I couldn't care if they break their fucking legs - or hope so in the case of some.

Bastardo!

I've said it before and will say it again - I'm ashamed that this fucker comes from my home town. Truly the King of Cunts, and in a sport which includes Redknapp, Allardyce and Ferguson that really is an achievement. I really, really hope that Hull get relegated because of thier association with this man.

No chance here....

I thought the same thing when I saw that when I was surfing at work yesterday lunchtime.

Aye, answered his question to 'Anyone else feel the same?'.

I no longer have any love for the game, as over the past few years I have hated just about everyone who has 'represented' my club at all levels, from the top to the players on the pitch. It's going to take one massive clear-out and have people who want to be on the pitch rather than wanting to fill thier bank account to make me enjoy football and re-invest my time and money in the club.