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I mean, the mackems are so against despotic regimes owning football clubs that the first time Man City won the league after being taken over by UAE their entire stadium did the poznan. Can't see how they can criticise him for going.

They were singing "The Geordies, the, the" in German, on account of our upcoming European campaign.

Can we put him through that Snapchat smile filter?

Yeah, goons on Facebook (including Toon fans) "He's not smiling, you can tell he wanted to stay at AC Milan." How he looked when he signed his new contract at AC Milan...

Victoria Comet across the road from Central, which used to be called O'Neills or O'Reillys or something

Mitro doing a local news compo face photo for the reveal

Son > Maddison > Richarlison could be a pokemon evolution line, so that's neat at least.

Full Time Rapist not quite as popular a hit for Stevie Wonder as Part Time Lover wast.

Unfortunate linebreak

Looks pretty grass coloured, good job it's the away kit cos I wouldn't want to be trying to pick out players from Level 7 on it.

i dunno, 20 of us chip in 50p each and make him retweet that video of him talking about how he was abducted by aliens on a BBC Three documentary?

"At least Pardew finished fifth" is the footballing version of "At least Hitler made the trains run on time". The next season he ltierally said thank god we weren't in the UEFA cup.

Was just coming here to say this, what on earth?

Shame Kinnear isn't here to call him Sandy Toenail.

I'll be waiting for my HKPost super-economy ePacket

Yeah, like a slimmer cut - unfortunately I don't have a physique like Bruno so don't think I can get away with them any more.

Sadly not, maybe next time