BlueStar

Fucking get in, thank you very much.

There are plenty of players in this league who would have rolled around on the floor clutching their face after that high foot in the box...

I pity Defoe.

Aye, and Elvis is top of my list to play at my birthday.

My lasses brother's just been on Sky Sports alongside his mate who had a turkey on his heed. Why do teams insist on singing that fucking awful "By far the greatest team" song even if they have to mangle their name beyond all recognition to fit it in? "And it's poooorr rut suh muth, por ut suh muth FC!"

The mackems will be reviving those threads about getting top six again tonight

Hull 2-0 up, Carragaah own goal. Mackems winning :/

Paul McShane scoring at Anfield, what is the world coming to

I bloody well hope so, I put a fiver on him at 40/1! One mackem would be pleased, anyway http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.php?t=371062

From BBC Premier League Live Text:

Do you think the Sol chants are deliberately trying to draw comparisons with Justin Fashanu or am I just reading too much into it?

What is the Sol Sol song? Sol, Sol, wherever you may be You're on the verge of lunacy And we don't give a fuck when you're hanging from a tree You're a Judas cunt with HIV. Often followed up with He's big, He's black, He takes it in the crack Sol Campbell, Sol Campbell

There was, it was very quickly deleted

Like I say, I lived in Stoke from 98-2002 and I found some of the fans to be a pretty nasty bunch (they seem to be big on the national team as well, never seen so many No Surrender tattoos across bare backs when England were playing). I remember walking into Hanley one Saturday afternoon and pretty much everything being shut because Stoke were playing away and their "Naughty Forty" lot started trashing their own pubs when they went a goal down. According to the Stoke Sentinel, when they were playing Port Vale away while I was there the violence started at 10am when the Stoke fans went down some street putting the windows in of shops and take aways owned by ethnic minorities... Wasn't there a link on here to a thread on a Stoke forum about how much they were looking forward to playing us in the cup because they wanted to setlle a score from some match in the 90s when it kicked off? And then follow up threads telling people which pubs geordies were near and swapping storied of how many they'd decked? Saying that, obviously during my time there I met plenty of Stoke fans I became mates with who were sound as owt, but there was certainly a nasty element in there, more so than most sets of fans I've encountered. Not that some of our lot are any better, was pretty ashamed by some of the behaviour I saw at West Ham away this year.

Sounds like the fight was arranged, in which case our knuckle-draggers were involved as well. That Louie Theroux documentary last night reminded me of walking through Shelton.

had it on his MySpace page. Thanks. That still leaves a few questions, but I'll stop there. I thinks it's London ghetto lingo. A google search didn't turn much up, apart from this http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=aSRmxC47VNMC&pg=PA204&lpg=PA204&dq=%22straight+like+a+banana%22&source=web&ots=gF63Xp3Z5d&sig=MQnHH_MiH0VB4EbUc7BPO0kmY_E&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result

Lived in Stoke for 3 years, shithole town full of smackhead scum and their fans are no better

We could have really fucking done with those 3 points. We were absolutely coasting at half time and you couldn't see them coming back into it, then once again we come out after our oranges, fanny about with the formation and tactics that's been working perfectly well for 45 minutess, lose all fucking shape, and completely go to pieces. After about 10 minutes of the second half it was clear we were going to be lucky to win it, their second goal was no surprise to anyway and if any team was gonna win it in injury time it was going to be them bastards

Fuckin hell, that's him out me fantasy team then They'll probably appeal and get it reduced.

Just got an email from BlueSquare Subj: Man Utd to add to Mackem woes? A rudderless Sunderland face a daunting trip to face the Champions at Old Trafford this Saturday (KO 5.30pm, live on Setanta). Without a manager and not having beaten United away since 1968, we give the Mackems no chance! We're offering a huge 22/1 on a win for Niall Quinn's struggling club.

From the comments Someone needs to give him a mackem scarf/shirt to hold up in preperation to post in that SMB thread if he's announced.

Oh, don't go and manage Partick Thistle, Don't say it's the final whistle...

They seem quite happy with the idea of Allardyce on the SMB

Fuckin hell

A mackem I told about that said that guy was an idiot and then mused what Martin Jol is up to nowadays