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FFirst response of a mackem on a Nintendo board I sometimes read Aye, that'd be it

When my mate was going around the US, an American lass in his hostel asked "So, are there many black... I mean, african-americans in Newcastle"?

Did he pull up in a gold Metro with spinning rims and hydraulics?

Is this an oral relegationometer or an anal one?

I think you are fuking weird. Are you kidding me? Thats legit you ignorant cunt. What else is the paedophile refernce to? Ahem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal Fuck me, that is embarressing. My bad. I genuinely had no idea about that, whats that got to do with Mido? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mido_(footballer) Reckon you're overthinking it a bit

I think you are fuking weird. Are you kidding me? Thats legit you ignorant cunt. What else is the paedophile refernce to? Ahem http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleveland_child_abuse_scandal

I'm getting really concerned that he may not sign the new contract. Dunno, there's some proper planks they could end up with if he walks.

Was there kiddy fiddling going on in the stands as well like?

From a peak on a Man U board, the posters with red blinkers on reckon there was a whistle from the crowd and he thought it was a free kick.

14 Gary Cahill points for my fantasy team

Ahhh, fuck. Not because I don't think Kinnear will do a adequate job, but because of what this means in terms of our extended stay in limbo and resulting impotence in the January window.

I'm in an I Know The Score prediction league and one of my mates set up a "lawro" account and puts his predictions in every week (banker always on Liverpool if he thinks they'll win, safety on Liverpool if not) He's actually 3rd in out league of 12 at the moment (though some people seem to have lost interest and stopped doing it). I'm comfortably above him though with 690 points to his 440. His predictions this week have landed him -70 points so far

Naughty-naughty, no footy clips

He was quite emphatic about it being bollocks in his post-match interview after Blackburn. But then look what happened with Keegan "We haven't sacked him, he hasn't resigned" "So he's still manager then?" "..."

Fuckin hell, his dad's God? No wonder he's so awesome.

Depends if he can find the guy who did Woodgate's medical for Real.

http://www.sunderlandecho.com/sport/Keane-has-NOT-walked.4696388.jp "Wide of the mark"

Setanta have done that old trick of removing any hint of the "not travelled" story from their rolling coverage without retracting or clarifying it. Paddy Power stopped taking bets on Keano going, but that'll just be down to the rumours and the cash being placed on it.

They could bring out all those brown envelopes with "Big bent fam sam's big fat bung" written on them that they were waving around at the SoL a few seasons back.

Ace, I can see it now. Kenwyn Jones on the bench because Diouf has a better heart bpm in training, Nosworthy with a free role in the middle, Cisse in nets, 11 men behind the ball to defend a 1-0 deficit at home to West Brom...

Wonder if their charvas will be as embarrassing as our's were when wor messiah left ? Dunno, their knuckledragger contingent seem to have turned on him already anyway, they'll probably be glad to get rid and be looking forward to getting Mourinho in.

Dunno, only source seems to be Century and most of the SMB seem to think it's bollocks.

Celtic were fined £42,430 for one fan running onto the pitch against Man U - what's that multiplied by the amount of apes at the SOL?

7.85 miles away from NUFC, though I guess my local club are Whitley Bay. Last time I watched them was a few months ago and they got tonked by Nantwich.