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Official Fantasy League have awarded 3 bonus points to Milner, 2 to Given and 1 to Butt.

Jamie Redknapp "It was a little bit expected" Yeah, that's exactly what you were saying before the match you fucking nobbalong.

Fuck me I thought that was in

60 seconds, come on

"Much will be made of Tevez and Ronaldo being out... It's opening day, remember that..." Fuck off you cunts.

Fuck that, go for the winner, attack, attack, attackattackattack, attack, attack, attackattackattack

Mostly worried about a penalty or edge-of-the-box free kick in the 8th minute of extra time...

He can't, it's banned, Fifa changed the rules. 35a. Any player who wilfully and knowingly brings onto the field of play item(s) with the express intention of impersonating a superhero shall have all such item(s) confiscated and will be ejected from the field of play for the duration of the fixture in question.

I actually can't remember us ever being good at corners since the days of Jim Smith.

"West Cumbria Reds" in attendance

Compare "FLETCHER!!!!11111" with "Oh... And... It's gone in."

MAAAARRRTTTIIIIIIINNNNS How did that midget win that header?!

Had Tevez as my fantasy captain (ducks)

Curse of my fantasy team no doubt. At least he got an assist.

We all know the guys shite, but maybe just maybe, at OT, he may do something as he will have a point to prove Unforunately that "something" is more likely to be a two-footed lunge from behind 5 minutes into the game

Yeah, you can say it in the match thread

Good plan, we should give Spuds a call and point out it'd be better to sell Berb to us rather than their top four rivals.

I'll be happy as long as we remain composed and don't go into self-destruct panic mode like we have so often in the past, usually shipping between 4-6 goals in the process.

Suppose the reputation of Liverpool doesn't help, it's an easy cheap shot when most clubs stop off on the way to go to little chef and have a piss while the scousers have a break to do a bit of mourning along the way.

It'll be working great next season.

Diouf obviously didn't get the memo about respecting referees this season, whcih is odd because you'd think the FA would have gone round and nailed it to his fucking forehead, reprehensible little bumbaclart that he is.

So are they still going to break in to the top four this season, or has it been put back to next season - again?

Oh for fucks sake Shola, sling your fucking hook. Is he waiting for a bid from Arsenal or is he still convinced yet again this will be his season with us, that he's going to be first choice and bag 25 goals?

Does funny things to your view of football like, I'm sitting here praying as hard as possible that Shittu doesn't get a last minute run out off the bench for Bolton so that Ashton comes off the bench for me.