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If he comes on as a sub cheer him, then boo his first touch so that hillarity ensues

No, he's an ugly troll.

Think I remember Mido saying in an interview he sometimes gets shit from folk back home for not setting a very good example and jumping through all the daft hoops you have to go through to be a devout anything. Got the impression he wasn't too arsed about it and just went through the motions. Maybe someone could try and convert Viduka? Can't do him any harm.

I was well happy with Cescs tasty slice of goal pie until I realised only one person in the top 15 of my pub league didn't have Fabregas or Adebayor as captain.

If I was a scouser I'd be fuming with Rafa going "Sorry Fernando, you're going to have to learn to share. Give the other boys a go with the ball and you can play later. Look, you've made Dirk cry. Oh, wait, he always looks like that."

Big names don't always give good advice. God told Jay-Jay Okocha to sign for Hull.

I've said he's shit for ages, he's played over 100 games for us and hasn't shown any glimmer of improvement. He's always off side, slow as shit, trips over his own legs all the time, piss weak in the air, actually gets shorter when he jumps, heads the ball like he's recently out of a neck brace and reacts (slowly) to everything in the game rather than trying to actually anticipate what is going to happen. If he wants to control the ball he should try and hit it as hard as he can so it dribbles a flacid 2 foot in front of him. When he's through on goal he should try and delicately control it so it has a chance of pinging off as a 30 yard thunderbolt screamer.

I hope you didn't park near the ground, I was next to a Toyota Garage and was stuck for at least 45 minutes, that just rounded off a bad day. We made a weekend of it and spent most of the time in Nottingham luckily. Got the train away from the ground so that wasn't too bad at least. The Derby fans were acting like they'd won the league though, which fucked me off even more.

That was the most frustrating game I've been at for a long time. And Derby's a fucking hole.

Saw that on SSN, piss funny the way he said it as well

I'm going to be battered by the time that match comes around, going down on Saturday and 13 of us are going on the razz in Nottingham all weekend first and sleeping on my mates floor.

Is this why Israel is allowed in the Eurovision song contest as well, because no-one on their own continent likes them? Which association are Germany going to join then?

Look, there's a distinct lack of PMA in this thread. Repeat after me - Positive Mental Attitude. We're going to beat them 7-0 and James Milner is going to score a classic hat-trick, one with his left, one with his right and one with his cock.

We're going to tonk Derby because 13 of us are going down to see it. It's a lucky sign.

Good player, sometimes the only creative spark we have. Red Bull is actually distilled from James Milner's sweat.

Still had difficulties going forward and I'd have been gutted and pretty gloomy about things if we hadn't finally managed to get a goal. But we won so fuck it We need to get Zog on the left and Milner on the right as soon as possible and then we'll terrify many teams in the league. Shame we had nowt going down the right today and it was frustrating to watch at times. But hey, unbeaten so far and along with Liverpool we're to only team to never have been behind in a game this season (Thanks to the match programme my mate got free for sitting in the posh seats for that little nugget of information) Another good point from yesterday was that in spite of the ref being baffling for most of the game he instantly redeemed himself by having a proper drop ball when I haven't seen one in ages. Made my day.

Tut. Post McIlroy Sky fans. Well, Teletext fans any rate.

I keep telling people this and confusing the pronunciation of their names. We've signed Fay and Bey. I mean Fie and Bie. Um.. Fayey and Beyey?

Well he said after the Wigan-Sunderland match that the mackems were booing him because he played for us and that he was glad to score because as a Newcastle fan that was his derby match. What a legend, got a mate who looks just like him an all.

Oh fucking hell. I only said to someone the other week I was worried they'd bring back Monty. I wonder if Maggie will make her return so they can continue the hillarious Benny Hill/Carry On sexual slapstick routine they used to do. My favourite halftime entertainment at away games is ripping the piss out of the poor sweaty oik in the lion costume, it's not going to be the same if we've got one again.

Please can we not have Zoggy stuck at left back Sam, apart from Milner he's been the only spark that's made us look like creating a chance recently. Just have someone man-mark Sib and don't bother having a left back and we should be fine, Wigan are shite anyway.

Maybe we can ask the Liverpool fans to give us advice on organising media boycotts?

I'm going to share this in the hope it will also share the effect it's just had on my blood pressure

It's a bit handwringing and apologist like. If it's 'free speech' for the little ASBOites to chant their terrorist songs, then people certainly have the free speech to call them ignorant little bigots because of it. The media definitely should have highlighted Mido's Vs though the odious little cunt. How many times has he been kicked out his national squad now?