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Done a bit of swapping around and put Jagielka and Geremi in defence in the hope that, with the injuries to Barton and Cahill, they'll have a chance of playing in midfield for the start of the season,

Leeds have also signed Ronaldinho http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11715_2496815,00.html From Man U

Oh well, if he was already falling before buffon deliberately twatted him in the chin as hard as he could with both fists, then I guess it wasn't a foul.

I'm not sure if this argument works "It's not an unreasonable price because such and such also paid an unreasonable price for a some other no-mark." Does it work the other way, "Well Viduka cost nothing so the mackems should have been paid at least a couple of million for taking Richardon"

Well yeah, they're just twats to people other than the British is all, not less twats. Bit fuckwitted of Celtic fans to be singing about Al Quaeda, and those of them who chanted through the 9/11 minutes silence, bearing in mind they've previously been able to rely on sympathy from some sections of the American public with a romaticised view of the IRA.

My Celtic fan mate was watching in a pub in Sheffeild somewhere and had to go to work not long after kick off, so he asked me to text him the final score. Must have been gutted to read "4-1 final score. Played with 5 kids in the second half, played reserve keeper up front, finished off the match with 10 men after Taylor took a knock."

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Just tell him to make footstep noises by tapping his hand on the desk and then go falsetto. A proper Mrs Bouquet voice works best.

Yep, according to the atrociously spelled posters.

Gan down the fuckin pub man. Never bother watching games at home anyway, much more fun watching it with some like-minded cretins on the sauce than with my lass and the cat.

Both Spurs games I watched in the pub had stupid fucking black bars to the left and right during the action on both the 4:3 and 16:9 screens, although it was fine during the ad breaks and intro graphics. Suppose that could be down to different south african TV standards though, if they were getting the feed from someone else. it's a right mickey mouse outfit like, makes Five look like Sky Sports Tim Sherwood is even worse than John Barnes, although at least they don't let him loose interviewing people and the like.

Also accused of driving while unfit and police are looking into allegations that a sat-nav and mobile phone was taken from the limo. It was "involved in a collision with a van."

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Always looks like he's on the verge of bursting into tears. http://www.arsenal.com/Images/s/senderos_0607train.jpg

Henmania http://www.toontastic.net/board/style_emoticons/default/yes.gif

Shame, they could come in handy Beep... beep... beep... beeeeeeeeeeeee "Shit, Viduka's arteries are clogsed again, get the defibrilator!"

Maybe it's Boumsong.

Once a year?

That Babayaro should be left back - left back in the changing room! /Dad joke

UK Food.

One of my mate's has just entered the pub league with the name LA Dairy Milk. Groan. last year his team was Jesmond Lynham.

OK, just in case can I direct the mods attention to the small print in this post. Just saying http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/index.php?topic=41261.msg864523#msg864523

Might be best if they haven't if the club's going to be assraped by the taxman and have to replace our high earners with people like Nyron Nosworthy.

Maybe Freddy's been hooked in by an email from a Nigerian prince.

Hopefully they're looking into Babayaro's claims of being a professional footballer.