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Not with Carr still here, no.

That's a cracking quote that. "Kevin Doyle is worth £15 million at least" - Kevin Doyle.

Do you think he'd get much of a look in though, or just be wheeled out to play against Brighton in the Carling Cup? Considering how Manure has shit for strikers at the moment, he'd probably get quite a few games if not start regularly. If the season had gone 10 games longer, they'd probably have been forced to play Dong Fang Zhou for pete's sake. I was sort of working on the assumption they'd get more people in during the close season to solve their striker crisis than just said FAB, tho.

Do you think he'd get much of a look in though, or just be wheeled out to play against Brighton in the Carling Cup?

Get both Diouf and Barton in. Tell Dyer if he doesn't play well Sam will tell them both he called them a puff.

Fair enough asking him (although dunno if it needs to be done so openly) - If he's willing to give us a proper season fair enough, if he's going to mope around kicking his heels, trying not to get injured, and waiting for anyone else to come in for him with his agent cunting around stirring shit with the press and trying to get him out then I'd rather he went now for 9million rather than work part time for us then go for £4m at the end of the season with another years wages from us in his pockets.

Just been on the news headlines that they're furious about not getting enough tickets and because they're going for two grand each. Cheeky fuckers, couldn't give them away for the semi!

Mourinho, He lost his dog you know, He lost his dog you know, He lost his dog you know...

Now been arrested and bailed until July the 11th over the training ground incident.

I'll be walking past around that time on my way back from work, but I wont be standing around with my top off with BIG SAM written on my chest in marker pen gurning into a Sky camera if that's what you mean.

Mildly optimistic. Actually, call it nervous excitement because I really feel it could come good and at least take us in the right direction (which, while not making me as happy as powering towards the top four or winning silverware would certainly make me happy and be a welcome change from spiralling further and further into depths of mediocrity). Of course you learn not to get your hopes up because we could sign Ronaldo, Gerrard, Terry and Henry and they'd all lose their legs in a coach crash on the way to the first game. And that's where the nervousness comes in, the fact that even though I genuinly think Sam is the right decision from the available options it could go horribly tits up.

Really thought I saw him gobbing at someone on the plasma screens in my local and they'e only been there this season. Might be mistaken like

Would that be Diouf who went through last season spitting at people, inciting the crowd, chinning his lass, mouthing off at the ref...

Why would we even consider their ~£5m asking price when he's not going to play for them again? When we fall out with players and publicly say we're desperate to get rid of them other clubs grab us by the fucking knackers and get a bargain, do the same to these lot. It's not like it's a tragedy if we miss out.

sEASON TICKET HOLDER, GO TO A HANDFUL OF AWAY GAMES, LOOK AT KEYBOARD WHEN i TYPE AND FORGET WHEN i'VE GOT CAPS LOCK ON.

I was just about to say that "Where am I?" "At Newcastle United. Cracking season, wasn't it? Here you go, just sign this contract extension you agreed to yesterday"

From BBC Sport: The one word half-time verdict from our team of reporters: Blackburn 1-1 Reading - "Corners" Bolton 1-1 Aston Villa - "Uninspired" Chelsea 0-0 Everton - "Abysmal" Liverpool 0-1 Charlton - "Lacklustre" Manchester United 0-1 West Ham - "Surprising" Middlesbrough 2-1 Fulham - "Peach" Portsmouth 0-0 Arsenal - "Drab" Sheffield United 1-2 Wigan - "Exhilirating" Tottenham 2-1 Manchester City - "Open" Watford 0-1 Newcastle - "Pointless"

Someone needs to send that first pic to Viz's "Up The Arse Corner"

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1534: GOAL Bolton 1-0 Aston Villa Nicolas Anelka finds Gary Speed in the box and the Welshman slides in the opener at the Reebok. Sam Allardyce likes that and is applauding up in the posh seats. Bolton are on course for Europe.

Piss poor like. And there's Dyer. And there is the first goal of the match. Anyway, as I was saying....

1-nowt dyer

He's kicked it with his foot!

1-0 to wigan...

Utter crap, especially when it was stuck on the kit as grey fuzzyfelt.