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Thought the atmosphere was poor at times, possibly cos of the fans having to watch dull, negative footy.

Had, on, turns out they weren't playing Chelsea after all! Arsenal are through to the final!

DISALLOWED

Blah blah, extra time, blah, blah, Istanbull

What the fuck is this guy talking about?

Near the top of the east stand, closer to the Gallowgate by any chance? There's a bloke around there who's off his fucking heed half the time. Depends how much he's had to drink, some days he's dead quiet which I reckon either means he's slept in, unconcious or sober. If he's steaming he's a fucking loon, makes up songs that make no sense and sings them on his own non stop.

They do change their mind quite quickly at the Sun. Yesterday it was £2m, but I recall reading £500k somewhere aswell... Maybe this is his way of getting round the "No funds unless you sell Anelka" problem? Go to Newcastle, Bolton fine them £5 million, pull a Redknap and go back, use the funds for a player

Heeds the ball like he's just come out a neck brace, remember seeing Nobby one time demonstrating to him how to do it by agressively heading an imaginary ball after one of his piss weak efforts.

Aye, fit for the knackers yard.

"We've all heard the rumours in the papers lads, don't worry, I'm going nowhere"

Renew like a simpleton, buy the replica shirt like an utter fucking cretin, watch the matches in the pub and fucking moan about it all the time.

Probably just trying to make himself feel better.

Alan's nickname makes for some interesting topic titles, I can imagine furrowed brows amongst other fans casually browsing the forum sometimes

I did say it was an unambitious appointment and would take us nowhere like... No faith that Fat Fred is doing much more than hoping Roeder comes good in the same way he sat on his arse twiddling his thumbs while Souness did his demolition job and we were desperately hoping it was just because he was busy getting a solid replacement lined up before giving him the boot.

Do you think it's a bit mickey mouse? Maybe a bit cringey? A bit like AH FEEL GOOD DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN AH KNEW THAT AH WOULD NOW DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUN You might not remember that much though because it only happened when you scored which was mercifully not very often.

One some news report on the smoking ban in Ireland yesterday two of the paddies they interviewed were wearing crisp new mackem tops And when they were interviewing the mackems in a boozer after the Derby match, amongst the gurning simpletons slurring "Wheh wheez back wheh wuz belong noo lik" some wifey was saying "Aye, it's great leek, now wuz lasses ul have peace and quiet an time fer shopping an bingo an that on a saddah" Obviously her mate's blokes didn't bother to renew when they were in the fizzy pop league.

You have to log in to read that? I thought our official site was shit! At least you got the chance to log in, gone tits up now

They're moving in the right direction, we're moving in the wrong direction. That should worry anyone.

Wish I could be arsed to find some threads from 'ammers boards from when they signed them and were swanning around like a dog with two cocks, talking about challenging for the title

Completely levelled then?

Saw Ferdinand at the metrocentre, bearsdley doing his christmas shopping in eldon square. Saw dyer in eldon about 3 or 4 times in one day, must have thought I was stalking him. Mickey Bridges was having a pint in my local a few months back. Steven Taylor watches matches on dodgy satelite in whitley sometimes and we've seen him a few times sitting on his own on park benches around Churchill looking lonley. A taxi driver I have every now and again points out players houses to me (and Roeder and Shepherds pads as well) but he could just be making it up

Sounds tidy.

Careful Vic, I think solicitation laws still apply online.

It has everything to do with it. I don't start supporting nother team if we're not playing one weekend. I wouldn't support a different club if there wasn't a Newcastle all of a sudden. And I don't care if you believe me or not.

I can go to the pub surrounded by mates who support different clubs, in different leagues watching games which have no bearing on Newcastle United whatsoever and still watch a game and enjoy it without supporting one team over the other. I don't see why that is hard to grasp or has anything to do with acting like a cunt.