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Seeing as he's scored today we'll see how successful the 'Please stop singing about my cock" plea has been.

This month: Last month...

They have to do without that 18-year-old Costa Rican winger? Seems a bit unfair.

Remember someone posting a "Green With Envy" edit of that Barbara Streisand song and it's still what I hear when the actual song comes on.

Will probably get lost in England-Wales chatter but here is an absolutely insane 4-video thread of World Cup related Iranian CGI propaganda

Are the Premier League fixtures (Including our home game against Arsenal) on the 6th of May still going ahead even though all the plebs should be watching the coronation on the same day?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/mar/24/adam-johnson-should-be-jailed-for-up-to-10-years-court-told "[Adam Johnson] continued to deny that he did anything other than kiss the teenager and disputed her two allegations of sexual offences. But on 2 March he was found guilty by a majority verdict of carrying out a sex act on her in his black Range Rover behind a Chinese takeaway in County Durham on 30 January 2015."

A Google search suggests that it's mostly Notts County Women who are referred to as the Ladypies on their official socials

Nice. See the Chronicle are now calling them the Lady Magpies or Lady Mags which is better than Ladypies which they went for previously. Or did I dream that? Seems so bad now I look at it I'm doubting myself

Senegal have got drums and a band.

Can't work out what Senegal's substitute mideiflder is called, but I mean he...

Looked good! Was expecting them to be outclassed but they were well organised. Didn't see much to get excited about in the U21s, one lad in midfield looked a bit tricky but that was about it. No names on shirts so wasn't too sure who was playing tbh, didn't buy a programme.

At Whitley Bay vs Newcastle U21s in the Northumberland Senior Cup quarter final. 2-0 to the Bay at half time.

Why do they almost all want Saudi Arabia to win? What about human rights?

Wish commentators would stop trying to pronounce his last name when they clearly haven't got a clue and they're gifted the easiest out possible of just being able to call him Bruno anyway, it sounds like they're misremembering the name of the baddie from the Smurfs ffs.

A club statement read: “Sunderland AFC will face Al-Shabab Football Club in a friendly fixture during their upcoming trip to the United Arab Emirates." Fucking Al-Shabab FC?! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shabaab_(militant_group)

Is he really boasting that he's better looking than Wayne Rooney or is that not what he means?

Good start to today's underdogs Lucky 15

Ex-prem ace, thank you very much

Oh dear, maybe he can start a support group with Darron Gibson and Niall Quinn