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Home: Darlow, Manquillo, Hayden, Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie, Longstaff, Willock, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton Subs: Gillespie, Schar, Fernandez, Krafth, Lewis, Hendrick, Fraser, Murphy, Gayle Away: Meslier, Ayling, Firpo, Cooper, Dallas, Phillips, Klich, James, Raphinha, Rodrigo, Bamford. Subs: Klaesson, Cresswell, Shackleton, Kenneh, McCarron, Summerville, McKinstry, Greenwood, Roberts. Referee: Mike Dean (Wirral) Attendance: - Current score: 1-1 13' Raphinha 44' Saint-Maximin Booked: Ritchie Almiron Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED.

Can't catch a break

Match thread now, masochists.

Manchester United: De Gea, Wan-Bissaka, Varane, Maguire, Shaw, Pogba, Matic, Greenwood, Fernandes, Sancho, Ronaldo Subs: Heaton, Lindelof, Bailly, Dalot, van de Beek, Mata, Lingard, Fred, Martial NUFC: Woodman, Manquillo, Hayden, Lascelles, Clark, Ritchie, Longstaff, Willock, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Joelinton Subs: Darlow, Schar, Lewis, Hendrick, Krafth, Fernandez, Murphy, Gayle, White. Referee: Anthony Taylor (Cheshire) Attendance: Final score: 4-1 45'+2, 62' Ronaldo 56' Manquillo 80' Fernandes 90 +2' Lingard Booked: Pogba Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK:http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. .

Our team is more like Soccer AIDS.

"Braveheart, pull your maddest cowie face"

"According to the Sun", so probably bollocks, but https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/benjamin-mendy-prison-rape-case-24881343

Jenas getting rinsed by Lee Mack on the One Show was good value. Showed a clip of him missing a penalty in some cleb match, asked if they were going to show the clip of Jenas attempting the chip in our pre-season match. Then "Look, I'm a 53-year-old stand-up comedian, asking me to take a penalty is like asking an ex-footballer to do entertainment, it's only going to end in disaster."

Booed when he touched the ball, "We want Brucey out" and "fat mackem bastard" chants and we weren't even behind at any point. Gonna get good when we get a hammering.

NUFC: Woodman; Manquillo, Krafth, Lascelles, Clark, Lewis; Hendrick, Longstaff, Fraser; Joelinton, Gayle Subs: Gillespie, M.Longstaff, Schar, Saint-Maximin, Murphy, Almiron, Willock. Burnley: Hennessey; Bardsley, Mee, Collins, Pieters; Lennon, Clark, Brownhill, McNeil; Wood, Rodríguez Subs: Norris, Lowton, Taylor, Tarkowski, Thomas, Barnes, Richardson Referee: Oliver Langford (West Midlands) Attendance: Current score: 0-0 Booked: Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. .

It was very wet rain though. Gotta take that into account, then you can be pleased with what we saw.

Aston Villa: Martinez, Cash, Konsa, Mings, Young; Douglas Luiz, McGinn, Buendia, J. Ramsey, El Ghazi, Ings. Subs: Steer, Tuanzebe, Hause, Targett, Nakamba, Hourihane, Chukwuemeka, Philogene-Bidace and Wesley. NUFC: Woodman; Schar, Lascelles, Fernandez; Murphy, Willock, Hayden, Ritchie; Almiron, Saint-Maximin; Wilson Subs: Gillespie, Clark, Joelinton, Lewis, Hendrick, Krafth, Fraser, Gayle, S. Longstaff Referee: David Coote (Nottinghamshire) Attendance: - Current score: 1-0 45+3' Ings 62' El Ghazi Booked: Wilson Hayden Luiz Sent off: Television coverage: None. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED. .

Steve Bruce admits ‘a lot’ of Newcastle players have not been vaccinated Steve Bruce has revealed that “a lot” of Newcastle United players have not been vaccinated against Covid and cited “conspiracy theories” as a reason why so many professional footballers are reluctant to get inoculated. https://www.theguardian.com/football/2021/aug/20/steve-bruce-admits-a-lot-of-newcastle-players-have-not-been-vaccinated-covid

Enjoy Burton, cunts

Was half hoping Wilson would kneel in front of the fans after his goal and cup an ear. Aye, not booing now you twats.

Well this one is £65, is the word Newcastle" worth 100 quid? https://castore.com/collections/new-collection/products/navy-pro-tek-suba-logo-hoody?variant=39435214389385

What's all these white dots on the back and sides?

Match thread now please

NUFC: Woodman, Murphy, Krafth, Fernandez, Clark, Ritchie, Shelvey, Hayden, Almiron, Saint-Maximin, Wilson. Subs: Gillespie, Schar, Lascelles, Joelinton, Lewis, Hendrick, Fraser, Gayle, S. Longstaff. West Ham: Fabianski, Coufal, Ogbonna, Dawson, Cresswell, Rice, Soucek, Bowen, Benrahma, Fornals, Antonio. Subs: Areola, Diop, Fredericks, Baptiste, Johnson, Coventry, Noble, Lanzini, Yarmolenko. Referee: Martin Atkinson (West Yorkshire) Attendance: Final score: 2-4 5' Wilson 18' Cresswell 41' Murphy 53' Benrahma 64' Soucek 67' Antonio Booked: Shelvey Sent off: Television coverage: Sky Sports. Radio coverage: BBC Radio 5 Live, BBC Radio Newcastle. Online radio coverage in the UK: http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/console/bbc_radio_five_live/ Online radio coverage outside the UK: https://www.nufc.co.uk/liveaudio.html PLEASE DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES DISCUSS, REQUEST OR PROVIDE LINKS TO ILLEGAL MATCH STREAMS. IF YOU DO, YOU WILL BE BANNED.

But the away keeper top, when it's that shit?

Surely nobody at all, ever, is going to pay 65 quid for that? There's about 16 shirts on that rack, are they going to sell that many total?