thomas

Our second greatest contribution to mankind, after the Baconator.

Think that's one for the "What are you drinking" thread, Discman. Fake news? Nope, they only had 3 shots on target. #clinical

*tries to begin U! S! A! chant*

Why drag the kids into it ever? People don't get to choose where their DNA comes from.

We're after a super secret striker and we can't announce his name because we don't want competition WHOOPS looks like our shite bid was rejected I hope no one swoops in tee hee

MA: UNLEASH THE BIDS! *sees 20m asking price* RETREAT THE BIDS. p.s. does anyone know if Bishop et al are still fucking everything up by existing?

Finished here, tbh. Sell him along w/ Mitrovic, iyam.

Aye... van Nistelrooy, Bergkamp (signed from Inter but still originated from Dutch league), Suarez, Kuyt and van Persie were all utter failures. Think it's about even 50% hit/miss when it comes to Dutch strikers stepping up in England over the last 20 years.

No chance of one afaik.

Could we not ask the same of HBA under Pardew?

???

Should screen out people who've already had their say tbh

tbh Rafa's obsession with fullbacks has been pure meme territory for a while

I wouldn't stay up too late worrying about that.

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Goddamnit. Is that how we're marking time now?

Delete Joselu32.exe

City are in another universe tbh. I feel like we blew our wad in 10 minutes, didn't finish the one chance we could get and honestly half of them look gassed already.

Another day, another ref and that foul on kdb outside the area would have somehow been a pen to them and a red card for shelvey

Ref's not giving shit

Pep has slapped the ringmat and said something in russian and now Drago comes to life

That Joselu (attempted) layoff to someone half as quick as Yedlin :lol: