thomas

Thankfully Arsenals preseason left them as ill prepared physically as our own did for us. Everyone looked gassed at around 75 minutes. Ugly turd of a game, glad with a point and a clean sheet considering the circumstances.

Nicely done Krul

goddamn you pardew

:lol:

Ameobi has to go. and if you think you're being funny or cute or ironic by saying shit like "lol I can't imagine newcastle without shola" then you need to go too.

I'm goooooing to saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ....................... ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffninth.

The pedant pagoda is at full capacity. Any more and the fire marshal will have to be called.

ho-lee shit shut the hell up

[LOLCAT DO-NOT-WANT] Lol imagine I posted that but seriously y'all bendtner is crap

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides And a dark wind blows

I know it looks like we've got Pieters wrapped up but wondering why we didn't have van aanholt on loan again as a backup plan as well. Anyone know if he is close to getting into Chelseas first team?

You are clutching at fkn straws Club might resign him that way ... contract rebel with only a year left, dodgy knees ... sounds like a perfect fit.

£6.3m. fuck that noise then. He doesn't go for a penny less than 10.

didn't we pay 5.5 for him? Will be the first play we've only broken even on

Where's that stat from? f***ing insane if accurate. Think it was from a liverpool fan site who did a comparison of leftbacks. It honestly sounds about right. Adios, 'el toro' :(

fuck off liverpool

Hearing "Where are the goals going to come from" makes me want to hit something. Nowhere you titanic t***. They're not going to come. We won't score 10 all season. Derby, the worst team this league's ever seen by some margin, somehow got 20 despite being literally worse than 11 kitted-out cinder blocks set on the field. And we won't score half that, because I can't see where they'll come from either because I'm a goddamn retard too. Shut up. Die. Do shots of bleach, improve your outlook on life or at least improve mine by vacating this planet. We're not scoring goals. There's no way we'll get any. f*** this thread for the 4th year running.

Me too. I love free shit. And fire.

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Great Zeus's balls that will be a good signing

tbf, most of the lads on redcafe wouldn't know a biscuit from a dog turd

They don't want to increase the wage bill, that's fine and understandable As for outgoings, choose from Xisco, Smith, Perch, Guthrie, Loven, Stroller erc.. and replace with cheap frenchies probably Far from losing sleep, I would probably rest easier if any/all of those went and only one or two brought in.

SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS COLOCHO, IT'S GOOD NEWS

Back in training apparently.

The fuck we are.