thomas

Might not even need to go that far. Reckon that - Almiron and maybe ASM aside - our fitness is so shit by the 70th minute it'll look like us playing a man down.

Sir. Sir.

gypsy curse vs genie wish which one wins

VAR putting in a shift trying to win ya'll over

the boos

woof

how are these 10th

Be interested to see how you manage to fuck them up. come out looking like an HTT pizza which is the food equivalent of this game fucks sake this is depressing garbage.

No idea what our center mids instructions are tbh. Shelvey's gotten into an okay position one or twice, Hayden is anonymous. Doesn't look like they're comfortable whatever it is. Feels like neither Joelinton nor Ritchie is getting a ton of support from their fullback either. We're very timid in committing in open play. completely pointless halftime rating - Dubs, Lascelles, Fernandez, Gayle and Miggy - 5 everyone else - 2

U-12 magnetball

Actually the incompetent buffoonery of refs and the dawning realization that no amount of technology in the universe can overcome their gargantuan ineptitude may be the best argument against VAR of all. Take your (busted) 50fps myths and bin them. Stuff the "b-b-but stoppages in muh beautiful game" blubbering. The depthless, abject, insurmountable stupidity of the referees is the death knell for VAR. Scrap it and save the money.

ahahaha

so many of our defenders finding their scoring boots at the same time for a stretch of games there was actually kinda miraculous I mean, Bruce had absolutely no part in it yet he's given credit. A gameplan of "cling onto the game for dear life and try to nick something"(34% possession) has resulted in almost safety and the idiots of the world think it's genius rather than "winning a lottery 5 consecutive weeks" levels of improbable luck.

hahahah

wait are there still rumors swirling around about a takeover?

spank me daddy arteta

:lol:

hahahhahahahahaha

Teddy KGB will 100% score today.

Seen worse misses tbh.

Yedlin with an almost Bramble moment

Who looks at the 2% of boobage revealed by that dress and thinks "nah, not for me"?