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thomas

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  1. it was this or president badbrains press conference on how baghdadi was the real prize here and bin laden was small time and 9/11 could have been avoided if the country had listened to him but now he's defeated isis** I clearly made the right choice. ** - not a word of this is made up.
  2. fwank would have pinballed in a couple from 30 yards today, should sub himself in for the last 15 if it's still level.
  3. absolutely gets in a shouting match with his reflection while drunk and also while sober.
  4. literally everything else about the club may be an eternal, flaming tornado of vomiting garbage monsters but at least we had honest lads on the pitch who wouldn't ever think of a dive and now Miguel has stripped away the last shred of decency :( send him to the reserves and never let him back in, Brucey. p.s. giz a wave
  5. going to have our dicks kicked into orbit. 0-9
  6. Pardew was unwaveringly loyal to the regime. Bruce will break after relegation and walking, blaming them last of all for his inability to succeed. For this bruce is infinitesimally less shit.
  7. actually admitting to being a powerless, spineless moron without any ideas, would that i could remove emotions like shame and humility from my soul so easily.
  8. Is that it?! They were still going at it in the tunnel. May have been shades of Keown / van Nistelrooj for all I know, haven't seen any footage of what kicked it off.
  9. apparently Robertson celebrating a little too much in Ayoze's personal space
  10. it's the kind we would always get called on us and never, ever in a million years given for us even if albrighton pulled out a pistol and mob executed our player right after.
  11. literally "I don't have the yarbles to impose the shambolic disasterpiece I would call 'my system' on the players and they keep reverting back to Rafa's so we'll just go with that I guess" ahahaha when will it end
  12. it's called brucenpressing and you're going to look silly when it wins us the league.
  13. he's so tragically shit it's unreal.
  14. Just don't see it. Morale is on the floor, quite a few injuries, he's reeling personally after the shambles at Leicester. I think they'll get a comfortable 2-0 win, maybe more. We're already dead in the water against better teams agreed. they're in desperate need of a pick-me-up and we're goddamn trash. perfectly scripted.
  15. Fuck it dude. Let's go bowlin'. roll on Kenyon era.
  16. "Steve, behind you the club seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?" "I've sold front foot attacking football to Wigan, Birmingham and Hull City and by gum it put them on the map" :lol:
  17. "Steve, behind you the club seems to have the momentum of a runaway freight train. Why are you so popular?"
  18. the shittest part is it doesn't matter if he succeeds or fails because nothing is going to change the mind of Ashley over how to try and run the club. Bruce, against all odds, lucking his way into 40 points and staying up will be materially no different than another relegation and promotion cycle where Ashley replaces him with another fucking loser to try it again.
  19. who is this cunt co-commentator? Vardy was an inch away from elbowing him in the face. "Nothing in it."
  20. Did this rumour even exit the larval stage? jay-sus.
  21. So. Sustainability predicated on buying low and selling high. Why not; it's worked a treat so far.
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