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And we've got the joint leakiest defence in the EPL.. no doubt the leakiest after the Ar*e. That's grounds for a sacking in itself.

The only ex-Chelski player that's been any good for us and we didn't even have to sign him. Duffer/Parker/Baba were sh*te

On the plus side, a Wigan win prevented Man City from overtaking us in the most unsuccessful clubs table. FYP

Bairns !

Tudor, Hibbert,Supermac... what a combination

Get thee to Specsavers

Two offside goals. At least the cnuts did us a favour in beating Villa.

The problem with all these changes is no-one knows wtf anyone else is doing/going to do. The interplay has been sh*te all season. Even the cr*p teams near/at the bottom knock it around better than we have been. Add to that the shambolic set pieces... a result will be a miracle/fluke.

WTF do Carver and Stoner contribute to this shower of sh*t ?

Given his disciplinary record and resulting missed games he's likely been warned "no bookings" or you're dropped, and as a result he's been sh*te scared to do anything. He's shown teeny glimpses of quality when under pressure, but screwed up far more often. Playing him and Cabaye so deep against the Scum was bordering on criminal.

I wonder if his 8 year contract includes a clause that we can sack the useless cnut for no compo if when we get relegated ?

Attendance... sh*te, capacity 60K, there will be a track.

93% Back of the net ! Good Job You answered 13 out of 14 questions correctly.

Jonas constantly losing the ball will cost us this game

Radio 5 Live.... Remy and Samba, transfer fees and salary for the 4.5 years... £62Million. QPR... the next Pompey... well done 'Arry.

Horseplop. Citeh, Manure, Chelski, Ar*e all have non-football men running the club but they are all prepared to spend big. The rest like Reading Scumderland, Villa have the same non-footballing men but aren't aren't prepared to invest... same as Cashley. The game has changed.. it's now a business/billionaires playground.

Sven http://news.bbcimg.co.uk/media/images/55473000/jpg/_55473679_jex_1173058_de27-1.jpg MP Peter Bone http://images.dailystar-uk.co.uk/dynamic/58/281x351/234426_1.jpg

Claude Makelele Cheik Tiote diligently won the ball back in midfield and usually released it to a player best positioned to hurt the opposition. If such an option weren’t available, he’d pass it to the player closest to him and move into a better position which offered better passing opportunities. He scored just two goals one goal for Chelsea Newcastle and one of them was particularly memorable as it was a spectacular strike from outside the box, against arch rivals Tottenham Hotspur. the Ar*e I wish ! Edit... oops.. meant Essien of course

Jonas Olsson, Seb Larsson

Fatty Carr, only shit*er

"Cos he's not a manager, he's the chairman's stooge

Surely more of a retirement/graveyard club than feeder...there's more careers died there than grown.

Job easiest world the in. Wan*ers.. 22 Sylvain Marveaux MID French

I'll never get over Bellend.... 100% tw*t, but gave his all for us and a real game-changer. Suarez without the teeth/diving/cheating/racism.

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10151159125591243&set=vb.511821242&type=2&theater sign him up