Dan Gleebals

Grab a tent and kip down for 2 weeks and nothing will change. Enjoy the park though!

We should appreciate everything Ashley has done for us.

KINNNEEEAARRRRR is a c***

I've got the livescore shit open man you sackless melt.

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Badly

ANOTHER player out, none in. No squad at this rate

Desperate for a striker and we pull out of negotiations. Why do we always have to take this hard line approach (although I do think we have offered a reasonable amount all things considered).

Scenario: take him on loan, he does really well. We meet fixed fee but someone else comes in with a bigger offer, we refuse, he moves on. We loose out (again). Do people really want this to happen for 5 months worth of striker!?

Joke owner. Joke manager. Joke best DOF in football. Joke best DOF needs a fucking assistant. Joke Whats his role, pushing it over the line?

Big Wanga on his shirt for me.

Personally think he could be very effective in the Nolan role, albeit with alot more pace to go with it. Not so good in the air.

very good

Hopefully they are going to hire a new tactical coach, attacking coach, defensive coach, manager, DOF etc

Agreed. A real injection of pace and skill. Presuming Cabaye will be sold. I'd be tempted to line up: Krul Debuchy. Taylor Colo santon Jonas/Tiote Marveaux. Sissoko HBA. Sinclair/Goufran Remy Our fastest ever team ! Speed tastic !!! No point having all this pace if we are simply going to bypass the midfield anyway with a hopeful hoof. We should be sliding balls through on the deck all the time with these players to run on to. Absolutely no reason why we cannot play really nice flowing, quick football with this team. Hang on, I forgot Pardew was our manager for a minute.

Looks like we missed the boat here (or decided to not be drawn into a "bidding war"!) Not sure we ever intended getting on the boat in the first place.

I doubt he's aware of the lads existance and probably just thinks he's Tiote whenever he's seen him Nah he thinks he is Shane Ferguson

Sign them both and hurry the fuck up.

I will look out for results, but will not attend another game until they finanally get the message.

In the process of cancelling all ties to the club (emails/DD etc) - have emailed the following. Reason: Another shocking decision by the club in hiring Joe Kinnear again. The club continues to go backwards. It was bad enough not sacking Pardew after last season - this is the final straw. His rant on Talk Sport yesterday was a complete embarrassment to the club and the fans. Totally ill thought out and shocking at the same time, for the rest of the football world no doubt hilarious. How any new players will want to sign for Newcastle under these two is beyond me, never mind retain the talent players we have (although that talent will never shine under the current tactically inept management).

No more toon for me. This is the icing on a very shit cake. Final straw.

Nothing hilarious about this at all, not even remotely funny.

Who ever made this up can fuck off. If true, I will fuck off.