BottledDog

It doesn't.

A penny for your thoughts today, you fucking unrelenting shaft? Were the lads a rung or two short of tremendous?

Science.

Remarkably we're still in this. Ahhhhh. Fucks sake Mitro.

You fucking tit.

Come on Steve, prove all these doubting cockwombles wrong. Fkn feck the scouse mackems right up the fudge pump!

I hope this is some devious game-plan where we've been lulling them into the false sense that we're fucking shit. HTL.

On the plus side... ............

People believe that? Hahaha fkn mugs.

It was a token bid. As suspected we weren't that serious in signing him. Phew, bet we're glad they didn't accept our shitload of cash offer then.

These are Daps. http://i.imgur.com/0VTOHb9.jpg Buy Daps. Daps Daps Daps Daps Daps.

Sign him up by all means. He was toss against Arsenal mind.

Yup. Being permabenched is crippling his International ambitions.

http://i.imgur.com/MoL08or.jpg

Now there's some news to warm all my cockles!

http://i.imgur.com/RmLGonb.gif

Aww. Just look at him trying to wear young peoples clothes.

That is literally the same as 30,000,000 Tesco priced Kinder Surprises.

The world has gone mad. Ayoze will probably get dropped though... Well, sometimes you just have to take stats like those on face value. I don't know how many goals fifteen finishing gets you, but it doesn't sound enough for us right now.

Aubameyang available for just some more money than what we've already offered for Berahino. ‘If an offer comes, then we need to discuss it,’ said Dortmund’s chief executive Hans-Joachim Watzke, admitting that the Bundesliga side would consider offers. ‘If it should go into hundreds of millions, then we also need to talk to the player. ‘But I’m not worrying about it because at the moment we want to keep him as long as possible, ideally beyond 2020.’

Though understandable that it may take a super long time to count up all his rings, this medical is becoming interminable.

I would totally be doing that if I were him. Dream move.

Wrong website. Point taken. Offer withdrawn.