James

I felt our performance was slightly reminiscent of when Pardew would smash and grab a win against Chelsea every now and then.

The fact that Jonas returned from cancer to save us from relegation is one of the few moments to move me to tears in football. It was true storybook stuff we saw today. A season of shit finished with one fantastic moment of history that will long outlive in the memory anything that has happened since Ashley bought the club. In 50 years I will be talking about this.

He should leave the club today as a hero. Tbh if I was manager of have dubbed him straight after the goal, as he deserved a huge standing ovation. Maybe If he has coach or managerial ambitions I hope he will come back one day.

On an individual basis, Jonas goal was up there amongst the finest moments of my lifetime supporting NUFC.

I'm crying for Jonas and Newcastle United

Rivière should be stoned to death at full time.

Rivière must be the worst player to have ever played for us in this division.

Van Gaal says they are going to try to thrash Hull today. In case Araenal lose

Is it true what Keegan said about the finance executives leaving?

Allardyce isn't getting a new contract for next season. He just cba

I do think Charnley, Carver and maybe even Coloccini are all goners in the summer. I have little hope we have a plan in place with relegation especially if first off we have to replace those three to proceed with any plan. We lucked out last time because we had Hughton and Nolan because we really didn't have a plan. If we get relegated, I'd expect competent players sold, the useless or gutless ones left, Barry Leach as chief exec and Dave Watson as manager. Horrible stuff.

They won't appoint Carver. Last time we got too close to danger, Ashley forced Llambias out and brought in Kinnear. He will react to this season, and there are no long terms contractual commitments to the manager this time. What? Were you somewhere isolated from the world such as the Amazon, Antartica or the Big Brother House two years ago or something? Charnley and Carver are goners.

They won't appoint Carver. Last time we got too close to danger, Ashley forced Llambias out and brought in Kinnear. He will react to this season, and there are no long terms contractual commitments to the manager this time.

They won't appoint Carver.

Sherwood, Le Saux and Mike Newell don't look much different today.

Was he talking about the fans? I thought he meant he was getting favourable traffic lights all week...

They just announced they were fully committed a couple of days ago The panic will just get worse now. And if Carver has a breakdown.....

The panic after this game could be interesting. Wouldn't yet rule out a new manager for last two games even if it's Steve Stone in order to get Carver out.

Aye absolutley nothing to do with us having ONE fit defender in the squad other than him....... Carver was picking Sterry ahead of Satka recently.

Can't you just tell your wife and neighbour that you've gone but go somewhere else instead?

Clearly must be doubts over Dummett if Satka is on the bench having previously been overlooked in favour of full backs at centre back.

At least we have our best centre back today (Dummett)

I think we have been handed a slither of hope that we could be able to exploit. England have been given a bonus fair play place in the league. West Ham have a very slender lead for this spot. If that slender lead still exists going into the final game we could be playing a team with orders not to foul anyone, it would give us the competitive edge if we were savvy enough to use it.

Now you mention it, Carver and Jesus have the same initials, maybe he is Jesus? Hold on, my initials are JC too, maybe I'm the Newcastle manager. Would explain a lot...

Maybe the fans need to shout Ni at Mike Ashley and LeeCharnley until they get us a decent playing squad, a competent manager, and........ A SHRUBERRY!