Keefaz

Howay, Joe, ffs. Go get a curry.

Duran or whatever he's called looks alright

Just looks like his missus has left with the kids and now has to fend for himself

Rooney looks so fucking rough.

Try Woltemade there

I wish he'd not pull so many mad faces. Looks like he's taken one E too many.

Shove whatever kids we have on the bench on at HT.

Great officiating. About a mile onside.

Gonna be on Wolt-watch

Their back six is a bit grim

Yeah. Got to play the right tempo or you just make more work for yourself.

Had a customer called Betty Power this week

Pitch looks a bit slow

Don't like the olés

Must be a comfort to all mediocre South Americans that they could get a game in Azerbaijan no bother

They love saying his name

Nice

Did they bring many fans?

They don't understand how to press

Is there no one at all we can bring on for Trippier? Seems crazy he has to play.

Thing is, I think they're not bad going forward.

Lovely cross and finish

Fuck's sake

They are the shittest defenders

Gonna go start some conspiracies