Keefaz

Lino is a prick

Woltemade has done eff all here. Empty shirt.

HODDLE, SHUT THE FUCK UP

Cheeky yellow there

Woltemade can't tackle. And he can't shoot. Or head a ball.

Thought Burn was man-marking Haaland?

The greatest goal!

Hoddle learning about counter attacking here live

Totally asleep here. Miles off the pace.

Good chance that

Just do this for another 80 minutes.

I s'pose. But he could have lifted his head up and there was an easy pass on to Dan Burn. Rather than give the ball away.

Saying it again. Hall loves to dribble into danger.

Love a stadium with massive pop-up ads at the top of the screen

Howay les bleus

Who has a favourite between Arsenal and Man City?! Who gives a toss? If we won and it gave Mordor FC the title, I'd still want us to win, ffs.

Trying to work out a way this won't be a disaster.

Would love to see the player ratings on qarabag-online. That Cacapa-style CB must be close to minus figures.

Don't think I've ever found a single Newcastle match comfortable

Neave, mate

Big Joe ain't getting that yellow

Get Chopra on

They've been about a billion times better this second half