Keefaz

Good celebrations, an aal!

He's played his part. It's a team game after all.

Are they just gonna pass it backwards for the rest of the match, then?

The Dicky fucking Dirt? Christ.

I like the Mirror's approach: link every player to every club and eventually you'll get it right.

The photographer surely knew who he was.

Get Bouba Diop in on cheap, then try for the likes of Diarra, Appiah etc.

Wow. What match are we talking about here?

Too hurried now and no one up front making the ball stick.

exactly what I thought! Who's the bad boy now? Unrelated to Barton, but there was a fella on my train this morning rocking backwards and forwards going 'I AM a bad boy. I am a BAD boy. Bad, bad boy.'

Taylor's a better striker than he is a CB, tbh.

I thought we were supposed to buying Chelsea players? That's two they've snatched from us now.

Think that Onuoha looks like a bit of a lump.

What a fucking miss.

This is like watching the senior team now. If we try to close up shop in the second half and get beat 3-2, it'll be like the SGE puppet show.

Got to agree with Brummie: think he looks a smashing player.

Christ. Anyone seen the mongs they're showing on SSN at SJP? Barton looks like he's running away from them.

Decent player, wouldn't have any qualms if we signed him but £5m is too much.

posh lad Doesn't sound it, tbh.

I'm inclined to give the mooted transfer the thumbs up, as knowing our luck, Ben Haim & Rozenhal either won't come/be shit/get injured. NUFC: Plan For The Worst.

Well, for piss sake. You can't expect me to search that far back.

We've been linked a fair amount over the past couple of weeks to Hyypia. What are people's thoughts about him?

I'd take the reported Kieron Dyer wage with a pinch of salt an aal.

No bloody thanks.

I have a feeling this fella's gonna turn out to be shit. It's been too easy. If improving our defence was this simple we'd have done it ages ago.