Keefaz

Yep, you've definitely got yourselves a player even if you've had to pay through the nose.

Hilarious miss!

Nowt new.

Yep, been impressed with NRC in this match. Good to see players actually playing with confidence on the ball, completely different to the senior team.

good metatarsal impersonator are you? Not the boning I had in mind.

How'd you think he'll work with the kids, Speccy? Maybe that's more his arena?

Bone Idol! I wanna be on that!

That could've been a pen an aal.

Good crosses being wasted all over. Need someone with some physical presence up front.

Huddlestone's got a good touch, but he looks a lazy twat at times.

Good pen.

Slovakia are shit. Really shit.

Will you be giving Joey them then? If it gets him playing, I'll be willing to take a hit for the team.

What? Anyway, not sure about our defending here, like.

How the piss we haven't scored is beyond me.

Taylor:

About 10 seconds of ball juggling there.

Slovakia look shit like, even just in physical terms of pace and strength.

Imma get 'Mental Barton' on mine.

Good to see Taylor bringing the ball out of defence ala Rio.

I heard he just needs to have a wank every now and then.

Where's this £70k figure come from?

Not sure if we want to sign players who do U-turns on motorways, like. Nutters.

That's not far off, although Gerrard's actually won some stuff with Liverpool.